Usually I just derive a mild bit of amusement out of busting your balls and you're right, I'm not in your fan club. But stories like the above are exactly how people die and land on Darwin's lists. We're glad you're a seemingly productive member of society and that you aren't a criminal. You're probably pretty good for your local economy as well.

But these stories aren't funny. They're sad. I'm not saying they're sad in order to be a judgmental prick about it. You said something about croaking in a previous post... that's not what I want. I think most of the last 50 posts or so have been out of concern for your well-being than busting your balls or judging you. Just for whatever it's worth. When is the last time you had a thorough physical?

There comes a point when most people realize that no one cares about anyones, "one time when I was drunk..." stories. It's like hearing about someone's fantasy football team, or their golf outing or their dream. hootie's not most people.

"So I had pocket Kings, and the flip comes out, Q, Q, 2..."

"one time, at band camp..."

Did I ever tell you about the year that Alex Smith won me a fantasy championship?

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Joey & Rick are two of a kind.



And idiots @ that.

So this one time I feel asleep drunk while playing fantasy football and had a dream about being out on a golf outing...

Richard could post videos of every story he has told here and still not top Joey's video of carving "ChiefsPlanet.com" into his leg with a nail.

:eek: He really did that? I thought that's just what he said he would do if the mods let him come back.

1/2" steel?
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That story he told reminded me of my brother (who is a self destructive addict who has more than used up his nine lives). We were on vacation in Florida and we locked the keys to the house in the third story of this tower guest house on the property. My drunken brother scales the thing, using a shitty wooden trellis and hanging nearly head first at one point while 30 feet up from a flimsy ass piece of railing, dangling over concrete. If the shitty railing went, he was going head first from 30 feet up onto a hard surface. I remember thinking "this is how people die and vacations get ruined" as he was doing it. Luckily he survived. And we found the key.

Link to the royals stories?
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Oh yeah. With a toddler running around in the background of the video.

Oh he did it alright, complete with youtube video and everything.