ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

Then tell him I said "**** off". If he asks who Saul good is, point him this way. I'll roast him with several mediocre gay jokes while calling you fat.

...Also It occurs to me that I forgot that part of the last roast. Shit. I'll call you fat twice next time or something.

Thanks. I was hurt that you excluded me. LMAO

Frazod

06-24-2013 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9773417)

two door?
Posted via Mobile Device

Nope. Sedan.

It looked similar to this, except the colors are reversed.

http://www.simoncars.co.uk/chevrolet...or%20Sedan.jpg

Phobia

06-24-2013 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9773575)

life is too short for grudges pal

Especially your life. Slam 3 beers so you can function properly.

Hootie

06-24-2013 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9773612)

Especially your life. Slam 3 beers so you can function properly.

Nah I have a big day at work tomorrow.

Titty Meat

06-24-2013 09:14 PM

I don't know what's more pathetic.

Hootie trying to prove he's a party boy or CP's old guys trying to father him.

Hootie

06-24-2013 09:16 PM

how am I trying to prove something?

I don't need to lie on this message board. Clearly my posts and my behavior rubs everyone the wrong way. If I cared, I probably just wouldn't post. I post for fun on this site.

I genuinely have fun receiving life lessons from mature posters on ChiefsPlanet.

Titty Meat

06-24-2013 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9773638)

I don't think you're lying.

Dave Lane

06-24-2013 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773307)

Are the roasts still worth doing, or has the concept (or material) gotten stale? I can't even tell anymore.

Do them... I loved the ones you did well worth it.

Hootie

06-24-2013 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9773639)

I don't think you're lying.

People keep accusing me of making up stories.

Why the **** would I make up some of these stories?

Saul Good

06-24-2013 09:21 PM

Now hootie...if you take the advice of fourtysomethings on this board, twenty years from now, instead of being a 28 year old on a message board talking about drinking (something to be despised), you can be a fourtysomething on a message board (which is something to be adored).

Titty Meat

06-24-2013 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9773644)

People keep accusing me of making up stories.

Why the **** would I make up some of these stories?

Because they are old and have beer bellies

Dave Lane

06-24-2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773370)

In fairness, the car wasn't really a classic 30+ years ago. It was just an old car.

Shit a 55 Chevy was a classic when I was fixing cars in the middle 70's. 55-57 was always a classic. I had a 57.

Hootie

06-24-2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773646)

They were comparing me to Joey earlier.

That was low.

Donger

06-24-2013 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9773638)

I genuinely have fun receiving life lessons from mature posters on ChiefsPlanet.

That's good, because pretty much everything you've done has been done before. It's not like you are the first drunken idiot in the history of man, Hootie.

Most of us survived it and actually know what we are talking about. Maybe you will as well, and in 10 years, you'll be doing the same thing "we" are to some Hootie-like youngster.

Who'll thinks he's awesome for telling his outrageous stories, too.

Phobia

06-24-2013 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9773635)

I don't know what's more pathetic.

Hootie trying to prove he's a party boy or CP's old guys trying to father him.

Coming from you? Really? You don't get to determine "pathetic" around here.

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