We don't have any money left to pursue free agent pitchers. /Dayton Moore

LMAO See, there was nothing to worry about all along!

Just wow.

This deserves its own thread, let's get the pitchforks ready.

There has been more tweets about Hocheaver in the last 5 minutes than the whole week.

Making me long for Herk Robinson.....

Simply indefensible.

He should be knee-capped if that's the quote in tomorrow's paper

This drenched feeling is unsettling, yet warm and comforting.

Luke Hochevar: Forcing David Glass to break even since 2007

Honestly, why not bring back Kyle Davies while we're at it....their numbers are similar.

"No way is DM that stupid." /Cliche since '06

I actually thought about posting something like that.

Royals trying to out do their neighbor. FML

I can hear it now : "We feel good about having Luke as our #3 SP instead of our #1. Now, with Santana/Guthrie/Hochever, we really feel like we can compete for a title"