Mine did this. Togetherness.

After reading this entire thread all I have to say is I concur.

Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE:




She doesnt swallow

I think I may have dated her once. And I do mean once.

Start popping off in her eye. Enough of the burn and she'll either swallow or stop giving head. Ummm...on second thought..sorry I'm no help here.

did you know this before you married her?

yes and no

I find that when you tie them down with a gun to their head they will do just about anything that you ask.

Thankfully,my post made it in a minute before this.

Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.:)



She used to gripe because I didn't help enough around the house. Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house. After about 6 months of this I told her to forget it, if I was going to get yelled at, I was going to deserve it. So I quit doing just about everything. Now she just pretty much keeps her mouth shut when I help out around the house now.

Could you call it something else,my wife ain't coming to nothing with a title like that.

Yeah, I hate that one too, but it's not that bad.

What I do hate though is when she hangs a shirt and my work slacks on the same hanger. No biggie if I want to wear that shirt/slacks combo. But if I just want the slacks, it's a gigantic PITA to get them off the hanger.

I'd suggest something for the both of you,like Victoria's Secret.

Does no one beat their wife anymore? That's it..I'm calling my wedding off. Having a wife is like having a penis. It's no fun unless you get to beat it twice a day.

OMG, this thread is hilarious! I especially like this one.


My wife may not have any Master's degrees but, she is an intelligent woman. But she is the same way. I can teach my kids how to operate electronics easier than teaching her. :shake: