I've always found my fat porn stash to be a hinderance to dating.

That depends.

If you're looking for a wife, having a bunch of porn is probably not a good thing.

On the other hand, if you're looking for a casual "friendship", girls that like porn are the best kind...

Oh, wait, I misspelled that. I meant pornstache.

My bad.


For some reason, I just can't get myself to do the casual "friendship" thing. I think on some level I still have some isses with the last one.

I got married for the first time at 39; she was 31. We've been married 10 years and have 3 beautiful little girls, a brand new home, and are very content.

I would've been a lousy husband had I gotten married much before that... still had too many 'rock band' genes floating around in my head. Both heads, actually. ;)

Z

Damn. I've really got to stop procrastinating and get to work.

she's not ugly
it's what is available to us gals that is ugly
all the "good" guys are taken... or hiding somewhere.
I'm guessing they're hiding in Scotland or Australia, which is why I have to go there...

No, it's all the good women who are taken.

Hot? Check. Smart? Check. Nice? Check. Sense of humor? Check. Ring? Damn. Of course.

worked just fine for Jake Plummer...

I'm sure if I had his bank account, I'd have his playmates.

Likely excuse. It's just not easy to find a guy that looks like Brad Pitt, makes more than $200k a year, and will wash your feet whenever you feel like it, right?

Of course, you mentioned looking for men in Scotland or Australia. You must be looking for a sheep herder...

Oh......yeah.......ummmm.....sry about that.

I just realized she forgot one: "...or gay".

I got married young. My wife was 19 and I was almost 21. We had been dating for over 3 years by that time. Been happily married for 13 years now. Sure, there are always ups and downs but, we get through them together.

I don't go for the "gay" guys
too girly
a guy that cares more about his looks than I do, is not the guy for me

I'm not stereotyping

money doesn't matter to me
but the washing feet thing would be nice
and the Brad Pitt-ness...

I just like the accents of Scottish and Australian- I don't really care about sheep