Well, let's see. He's won none. Reasons:

Had to try and come back from big deficit Steve Young and co had put them in in Green Bay. But deficit, weather, and bad blocking in Green Bay was too much.

Lost playoff game to Broncos because Manusky gets called for a phantom hold, Gonzo gets pushed out on the TD pass, Marty and Aguiar think the punter is part of RBBC, Hughes or someone kicked the Denver returner after his kickoff return, the penalty sets Denver up at midfield, and they drive for the winning score, Paul Hackett skipped a week of preparation so he could go recruit for a USC program he would ruin in 2 years, Ted Popson refuses to go out of bounds twice, and of course, Elvis' headphones go out and he struggles to get the team together and his last pass gets knocked away.

Freakin' Donks...

Oh yeah,
Morph is on PETA’s hit list for giving his cats a ride on his motorcycle sans helmet. <BR>

Bob Dole just returned from lunch, and Elvis still has not won a playoff game.

(And what was the tip-off, KCTitus?)

On curvy roads no less

Well, besides #64, the fact that Elvis hasnt won a playoff game is the main clue that you are not THE Bob Dole.

I demand a recount! I believe two bowl wins should qualify as playoff victories. Technically, College Football does not have a playoff system. But the intent was clearly there, and had it been termed "playoffs" it would have been a playoff victory...

Sorry Sco,,, errr Bob looks Like I let the Cat out of the bag. Now I won’t be trusted with all the inside information. Hey, I just got a cup of coffee has Elvis won a playoff game yet, or do I have to go to the bathroom first?

You must check to see if you've had a $hit hemorrhage and then you'll know if Elvis has won a playoff game...<BR>

You might as well go ahead and take a dump, RGC, since Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Sure...go ahead and tell people Bob Dole's real name. What a pal.

Senator, in three weeks you are going to have to start another thread to update everyone.


Anyway we can work the 8th year in the league mantra into this?

Bob Dole's real name is Joey Buttafucco?<BR>

Good point, Stevieray...

8-veteran Elvis has not won a playoff game.<P>

Where the hell did that come from, Fly?

Rod is sorry that he may have somehow compromised the secret identity of our one-armed defender of all that is good. Rod is hanging his head in shame and as penance will type in third person today. Rod is actually Rod’s name, not just his Bar name.

Fly has been drinking too much!!!! Sorry!
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