Borat stopped by not too long ago...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpS38AjRQMU

The Italian talk show was gold.

The seductive dog was soooo nasty. But I laughed.

I like Zach Braff. (The monologue sucked, though)

That was pretty great.

My favorite was the talking dog. Very screwed up but also hilarious.

I thought they were going to parady scrubs or do something like that. There was alot of garden state references that flew over my head.

When was the last time the monologue didn't?

The Steve Martin one in the 90's.

"Ladies and gentlman..... [insert celeb name here]!!!!"

Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.

Crowd dies down.

Celeb: I'm so happy to be here, hosting for my FIRST TIME!

Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.

Crowd dies down.

Celeb: Most of you know me from [whatever].

Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.

Crowd dies down.

Celeb: And soon I'll be in [whatever], coming soon!

Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles.

Crowd dies down.

Celeb: But first I wanted to say...

Random SNL cast member (CM) runs on the stage, interrupting.

CM: ...Celeb! Celeb!

Audience cheers for whatever reason.

Celeb: [hands on hips] CM! [looking straight ahead to the camera as s/he speaks to CM] I'm trying to do my monologue!!1

CM: [looking straight ahead as well] I know, but I have an unfunny premise that involves some kind of idol worship of your personality that robs you of any chance to be interesting in your monologue.

Celeb: Well... okay. Go ahead.

CM: You know how you're gorgeous/handsome/crazy/married to another celeb?

Celeb: [acting pleasant but confused] Sure.

CM: Well wouldn't it be clever if I pretended to have that quality?

Celeb: [wanting him to do that] I don't want you to do that at all!

CM: Here goes! LA LA LA LA LA.

Celeb: Oh my goodness! Collective Soul is here, ladies and gentleman! We'll be right back!

Audience cheers at a volume far disproportionate to how uncreative the "skit" they just witnessed was.

Wow... You... you... you nailed it...

Jake Gyllenhaal with the 'nope. juss reg'lar cowboys' and breaking into the Dreamgirls song was pretty good.

Oh c'mon now, theres plenty of cool monologues..."Connery" coming out to needle Pierce Brosnan, the John Heder mono with the characters from Napoleon Dynamite, Ferrells return...theres too many to mention.

I started in on Grandpas cough medicine way too early yesterday & barely made it past "Seductive Dog", which was great. I'll have to catch it later this summer.

Saturday Night self bump, i just found this one, i'll watch it for the first time here in a sec...i betcha its funny.

I have no idea who's hosting the re-run tonight...











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The blonde chick from My Name Is Earl.

And the opening monologue was exactly how I parodied it.

So ****ing predictable. Hard to believe this show used to be halfway good.

Hey, you know what else amuses me?

When the host of the show is the straight man in every sketch. :thumb:

Amy Poehler's damn good, though.