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Zeke Ziggle 11-04-2007 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88
I thought my record of 3 was good, but 6 is ungodly. Could you even walk after that ?

thats just insane. I cant even think of doing it 6 times. And i'm a teenager.
But at the very least i have a new goal in life

BigMeatballDave 11-04-2007 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
There is a third type: people who have hooks for hands.

LMAO

Thats OK. If we don't, or can't do it. God does it for us...

BigMeatballDave 11-04-2007 03:05 AM

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CHENZ A! 11-04-2007 03:24 AM

too damn much.

i only mess with dimes, and they've been scarce lately. :banghead:

TinyEvel 11-04-2007 08:10 AM

Um, never! What are you talking about? I don't toss off. Dad, mom, I never toss off. NO tossing off!

Baby Lee 11-04-2007 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Plus, your load is Peter North-esque.

Ropey!!

Kerberos 11-04-2007 08:44 AM

Nothing like a little "Self Inflicted Love" once in a while.

It could be 2 or 3 times in one day or 3-4 weeks in between. Depending on how much of the dog house I am in at any given time.

:D

JimNasium 11-04-2007 08:53 AM

I do my part to provide for prostate health.

Kerberos 11-04-2007 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium
I do my part to provide for prostate health.

Do you let Jenny watch? Or does she sometimes help?

Donger 11-04-2007 09:03 AM

ROFL

How Often Do You Mastur...
11-03-2007 11:41 PM
KCJohnny
Degenerate. You add nothing of any value to public discourse.

BigMeatballDave 11-04-2007 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
ROFL

How Often Do You Mastur...
11-03-2007 11:41 PM
KCJohnny
Degenerate. You add nothing of any value to public discourse.

Was that a neg rep comment? LMAO

Hog's Gone Fishin 11-04-2007 09:05 AM

I do it 23 times a week, but it's my job!

BigMeatballDave 11-04-2007 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium
I do my part to provide for prostate health.

Of course, prostate maintenance.
:)

BigMeatballDave 11-04-2007 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
I do it 23 times a week, but it's my job!

I don't know if PETA would honor you for being so kind, or protest for cruelty.
:)

Hog's Gone Fishin 11-04-2007 09:08 AM

I've got a great idea, During the Chiefs/ Packers game everytime the announcer mentions the name Brett Favre you have to masturbate.


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