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Have you found Jesus? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193684)

That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.

This thread has definite potential.

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5095577)

That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.

Heh, funny thing.

By the way, you win.

:cuss:

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5095584)

This thread has definite potential.

Eh, I'm running out of beer.

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5095577)

That quote doesn't work for me. I think marriage marked the end of me talking to women.

Funny. Thats what made me start talking to women.

Holy shit, Katipan's back and in Iowa. I'm quiet sure there's a unique story there but I'm gettting ready to leave work and will have to catch it on the rebound.

Nice to see your smiling face (err, kinda, you know what I mean) welcome back. :clap:

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Originally Posted by HolyHandgernade (Post 5095351)

"Have you found Jesus?"

If I were Jesus, I would be pissed at that certain segment of Christians who seem to keep losing their savior! Furthermore, I don't know why it is incumbent upon me to help them find him. Can't they just ask the the manager to make an announcement over the PA system to locate him as soon as they realize they have neglected to note his assumed presence? Maybe they should pick a new savior that stands out more or doesn't wander away.

Shouldn't "Savior Neglect" be a crime? I realize this doesn't apply to the majority of Christians who have had no problem keeping an eye on Jesus, its just the ones who feel compelled to knock on my door, or interrupt my silent contemplation while standing in some line. Maybe we could get them one of those child leashes so their savior doesn't stray off.

-HH

Theologically speaking it is incorrect to say you have found Jesus, as its the other way around.

Not that thats what you were going for, but still.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5095594)

Funny. Thats what made me start talking to women.

As the saying goes: I was married once, but I got better.

Good to see you back, Katipan. Your humor was missed.

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5095601)

I've come to view the Midwest Man in his natural habitat. If I sit really still and don't disturb the beer cans, I can catch him/them behaving as nature intended.

You guys are a lot hairier out here.

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5095609)

As the saying goes: I was married once, but I got better.

You did if you got lesbians...

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5095615)

I think we're having an "Enemy Mine" moment here.

When I die, will you sing my praises with drunken beer gargles, random stutterings, and uncomfortable maudlin moments?...

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5095619)

You did if you got lesbians...

Got a funny story about that....

And don't think of it as 'hairy', think of it as 'insulated'. Works for 'fat' too.

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5095626)

Got a funny story about that....

And in one post he goes from "kinda-sad-lonely-angry-guy" to "hey fellas, got my penthouse forum letter published..."