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keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 5413814)
Like, "Hey, I want you to try to have sex with my 'wife,' so I can put you in the hospital and take what's in your wallet."

Right.
Sideways.

Lzen 01-21-2009 07:25 PM
I don't have anything of my own that I care to share, but I do have one of a friend.

This guy was hilarious. Back in the day, we were all partying and another friend's gf was drunk. This guy jumps in the sack with the other guy's drunk gf and bangs her. I don't remember what the bf was doing, but that was kind of ****ed up to have another friend sneak in and hump your girl like that.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:26 PM
The old switcharoo!

If he was really good after finishing in the dark he'd have snuck out real fast without her even knowing.

Skip Towne 01-21-2009 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 5413814)
Like, "Hey, I want you to try to have sex with my 'wife,' so I can put you in the hospital and take what's in your wallet."

Right.
I hope he waits till I'm done.

Lzen 01-21-2009 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413822)
The old switcharoo!

If he was really good after finishing in the dark he'd have snuck out real fast without her even knowing.
Heh, he may have. I don't remember many of the details anymore. That was when we were all partying teenagers (20 years ago).

Iowanian 01-21-2009 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 5413780)
He's not doing anything wrong. If they're gonna do it, they're gonna do it. Whether it's him, or some other lucky guy.
People die for doing shit like that sometimes.

Buck 01-21-2009 07:55 PM
My first girlfriend didn't do blowjobs, but I really wanted one after a long night of sex.

She made me pay her $10. And then when she fell asleep I stole the $10 back.

Nothing crazy here.

KcMizzou 01-21-2009 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5413864)
My first girlfriend didn't do blowjobs, but I really wanted one after a long night of sex.

She made me pay her $10. And then when she fell asleep I stole the $10 back.

Nothing crazy here.
:spock: LMAO

$10? Or $10 extra?

Lzen 01-21-2009 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5413864)
My first girlfriend didn't do blowjobs, but I really wanted one after a long night of sex.

She made me pay her $10. And then when she fell asleep I stole the $10 back.

Nothing crazy here.
When you pick her up from the street corner, it is not considered your girlfriend.

keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5413870)
$10? Or $10 extra?
I'm thinking extra.

Buck 01-21-2009 07:58 PM
Nope, just $10.

She really hated giving BJ's, her mouth was sort of small, and her jaw got sore real easily.

True story.

DeezNutz 01-21-2009 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5413877)
Nope, just $10.

She really hated giving BJ's, her mouth was sort of small, and her jaw got sore real easily.

True story.
Did you negotiate? Cause I would have.

You were stupid if you accepted the first offer.

OnTheWarpath15 01-21-2009 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5413886)
Did you negotiate? Cause I would have.

You were stupid if you accepted the first offer.
ROFL

Buck 01-21-2009 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5413886)
Did you negotiate? Cause I would have.

You were stupid if you accepted the first offer.
I knew I was going to steal the money back anyways, so It didn't matter.

DeezNutz 01-21-2009 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5413890)
I knew I was going to steal the money back anyways, so It didn't matter.
ROFL

****ing $10? I would have been asking questions.

Was she a realtor? Did she get comps from her friends?


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