Sounds like the kind of girl who would be an absolute freak in bed.. so it'd be well worth it.

Maybe I won't shave the entire time I'm dieting...I'll look awesome by the end.

You could tell people you were Spec Forces.. if you were cut and scruffy, you'd fit the bill.

Yeah...I decided my six days of growth looked ultra douchey.

Well, I was gonna grow my Novembeard once my sixpackchin got less flabby.WTH I am in, tho a week late, I will catch up...

Holiday neck beard is a better tradition.

My beard has gotta go...at least the not trimming part.

I shaved on Monday-
The CTO was in town for a few days so.......... theres that

I have a date Saturday I'm not showing up looking homeless.

I'd defeat all you fuggers in a beard off if I started TODAY. I am the epitome of manliness. Whiskey runs through my veins.

WHOA

STOP YOUR GRINNIN AND DROP YOUR LINEN

BUMP THE I HAVE A DATE THREAD
AND SPILL THE WAYS IN WHICH YOU WILL GET HER INTO BED

But seriously BUMP THAT SHIT. I wanna know where you met her.

LOL - we kinda have a no shave novemeber thing going right now. lots of quasa staches and I'm one of them....

Yeah, I do the playoff beard for the Devils and I did no shave November last year, but I'm thinking about shaving up the neckbeard and have just a regular thing going. I could grow a chin goatee in Junior High but it hasn't gotten all that much thicker since. Kinda pisses me off that it doesn't grow well enough for me to do a full goatee or mustache though.

Hey Clayton

Do you sport the "Bald Eagle" look?

Bitch please.