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Sure-Oz 07-15-2010 11:47 PM
I got a promotion 2 weeks ago and moved up 1 level in my company after only being there a year. They also gave me a $6000 raise

I am more positive and hardworking then i ever have been in my life, well except on chiefsplanet

Discuss Thrower 07-15-2010 11:51 PM
I'm about 1/3 of the way closer to attaining a pilot's license than anyone else I know.

... but does that help me get laid? No, so I need to find something else. Like lifting heavy objects or somesuch.

Buehler445 07-15-2010 11:53 PM
I like boobs.

luv 07-15-2010 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988 (Post 6882671)
I'm about 1/3 of the way closer to attaining a pilot's license than anyone else I know.

... but does that help me get laid? No, so I need to find something else. Like lifting heavy objects or somesuch.
Don't compare yourself to others. You're going to be worse than some and better than some. Something you consider to be good. Focus. Pilot's license. It's good because it's something you want to do.

Discuss Thrower 07-15-2010 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6882678)
Don't compare yourself to others. You're going to be worse than some and better than some. Something you consider to be good. Focus. Pilot's license. It's good because it's something you want to do.
Very true. It's something I want to do before my vision goes completely tits up as opposed to the horrendous state they are in now.

FAX 07-16-2010 12:04 AM
I just added 1 whole minute to my brand new play. It's now 12 minutes long!!!

Take that, Mr. blaise.

FAX

BWillie 07-16-2010 12:14 AM
I can type 115 words per minute...uh..maybe that should go in the other thread

DaneMcCloud 07-16-2010 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6882589)
I have really clean, smooth balls.
I'm not sure if being a gay male prostitute is an accomplishment, but if so, kudo!

:thumb:

Hammock Parties 07-16-2010 12:25 AM
Dane's wife prefers hairy balls.

DaneMcCloud 07-16-2010 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6882713)
Dane's wife prefers hairy balls.
No, Dane doesn't have time to shave his balls

BossChief 07-16-2010 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6882686)
I just added 1 whole minute to my brand new play. It's now 12 minutes long!!!

Take that, Mr. blaise.

FAX
Another draftabulator episode possibly Mr. FAX?

Hammock Parties 07-16-2010 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6882717)
No, Dane doesn't have time to shave his balls
You should make time for it.

Bowser 07-16-2010 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 6882538)
I have a new play (a 10 minute play) opening tomorrow night at a theatre. It's one of eight plays the theatre is producing as an evening of 10 minute plays.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6882544)
I've got an 11 minute play.

FAX
Nah, man. SEVEN. MINUTE. ABS.

SPchief 07-16-2010 12:41 AM
And it's on

BWillie 07-16-2010 12:49 AM
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I have really clean, smooth balls.
Don't shave your pubic hair, grow a groin beard! Yeah, that is the kind of thing that chicks love

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