Back to zombies bucko!

Sigh...one day I'll make friends.

:huh:

Yeah I have thought about buying one of the cheap warehouses off of front street and doing that..

Have a huge 25foot tall barb wire fence all the way around, reinforced with concrete pillars so you can not drive though it.. Big metal gate, remote activated.. Then you take off most of the roof and convert it to sliding glass to let the light in.. Can close most of it for bad weather or winter time.. In-ground pool also in there..

Build the two story house inside of the warehouse, paint the interior walls of the warehouse with some theme.. Can park you vehicles in side the warehouse.. Have a astroturf lawn on the inside..

Would be sweet and probably somewhat cheap to do..

Put a miniature wind turbine on top of the warehouse to power the complex.. I guess you could also acquire more land around it for gardening..

Honestly, spear and shield.. If you are in a secure area where the zombies are busting through fence just spear them in the head, rinse and repeat.. Same if you are up high with a blocked off entrance..

Second, zombies are flammable.. Set them bitches on fire, they will keep igniting each other, like during dawn of the dead on top of the mall.. If all of them were below me I would set off molotovs on them..

Third, wait till winter if you are not in florida and them ****ers will freeze solid, then just go at them with a baseball bat..

Excellent point. Damn you zombies!

Wait. On further examination of expert testimony it would seem the *type* of zombie will matter. It's generally accepted that zombies lack the coordination to swim. If they're viral or genetic zombies they won't be able to survive the underwater walk. If they're the plain old undead type you're screwed.

You could put sharks or alligators in the moat.

But then you might end up with zombie sharks or alligators. And that you DO NOT WANT

I think "Barb Wire" would be a great name for a porn queen.

Good point, I hadn't considered the different varieties. When I was a kid, there were only the undead kind. Times (and zombies) change.

Zombie sharks? Do they have zombie lasers on their frickin' zombie heads?

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8393/76673420.jpg

:)

That was assumed, yes.


BAH!

At least you posted the "unrated" version. :p

Does anyone have a copy of this?

http://goo.gl/oPIK8

I've got that and World War Z by the same author (the son of Mel Brooks) on my Kindle, but haven't gotten around to reading them yet.

If you do I'd like to know if you enjoy them.