"If we ever have a son, you don't have to worry about him having a porn stash."

follow up question would be:

Or do you just wanna skip the pizza?

Ask her if she's ever combed her pubes with a my little pony brush.

start with this:

damn girl, I just want to plant ya and grow a whole field of ya'll

betUIcanpopcornNyourcoter

Just rework any of the gems you've laid in DC.

Epistemological anger at nothing in particular works really well with the skirts.

http://www.thewrap.com/tv/column-pos...ng-glare-28753

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Go shoot a fridge u bastard! :D

LMAO