LMAO

Wow. It's even more depressing when you put it like that.

Let's see...in no particular order...

graduated high school
graduated college
got a good job out of college
bought a new car
met my future wife
asked her to marry me
she said yes lol
got married
moved from KC to AZ

Ugh. Why must you hurt me Chiefs?! Thanks a lot Iowanian!!!

now this is just a low blow.

The Chiefs haven't won a playoff game the entire time my son has been alive. He graduates from high school next May.

I'm close. My oldest was born 04/93.

Heh, we had one of those. I liked that car.

Gas prices were .60 a gallon.

NBA Jam was the coolest game going. I played that shit on Gameboy all day!

Eric Hosmer was 4 years old.

The Royals had not played a season without George Brett on the roster since 1972.

Vince Evans was still a backup QB in the league.

Donahue was still on the air.

Jesus tits. I was 10. Pretty much every major event in my life has occurred since the last Chiefs playoff win. Profound. Profoundly depressing, but profound nonetheless.

That was my first car. It was blue and had less gay wheels, but it sure as shit was.

23 and living in Belton.

Learned how to talk, walk, etc. Went to elementary school, graduated high school, graduated college, lost my V-card, actually, pretty much everything that is significant in life.

The only important events that happened to me prior to that, since I was 9, was playing baseball and learning how cool matchbox cars, the Ninja Turtles, and legos were.

Damn you're almost collecting retirement :)

It started off shitty, the weekend the chiefs won their play off game i was at a car wash fun raiser for my uncles funeral. I had to watch the game on a damned portable 4 inch black n white tv.

Didnt really get to watch it all, because of washing cars, but i snuck away a bit to watch as much as i could.