Now I'm getting two guys playing some sort of musical instruments that I've never seen before. They look like a mix between a clarinet and a cow horn. ("They" being the instruments, not the guys.)

Now one of them is playing something that looks like an alpenhorn, but with a pitch very similar to a bugle or trumpet.

Good.

I'm to old to relive the summer of 94...

You just know the papers read, "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

A crummy commercial!? Damn.

I am confused. I thought this stuff had been in a museum since 1912 but they are looking at a newspaper from 1914.

Maybe that's the amazing part.

And a note from Doc Brown to Marty McFly.

How long does it take to open a package?...

So what was in it?

Ask Geraldo.

Ouch LMAO

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EPcO-LYMMQ...roken-nose.jpg

Haha.

I'll bet this guy does what I do with junk mail. I take the junk, stuff one of the junk mail envelops full and send it.

now, I'm going to start putting "do not open until 2062" on them for increased anticipation on their end.