Clark,
this team has gotten worse than it was in 2008 when Herm was here and you've stood by and let Scott run it into the ground.
are you really this stupid or do you only care about the money?

Aha! The Trifecta of FAIL!

Clark, I'll keep it simple:

1) Don't be besties with the next GM. It's a difficult business. GM candidates have to know they are held to a performance standard.

2) Get a f'ing QB. I mean really...

Let's face facts:

1) Clark doesn't live here. Nobody in Dallas cares what he does to us.

2) He's married to a beauty queen. If he needs sympathy sex, he gets world class num nums.

3) He makes millions whether they win or lose.

4) He likes Soccer better.

5) His dad......never liked you.

Attach a virus to the e-mail. IMO.

I have another idea.

Clark's daughter Gracie is 13 years old and is a clothes horse. Maybe we should send her a whole box of "Fire Pioli" gear to Stately Clark Manor in Dallas. If we can get Gracie on our side, we win. What dad can repeatedly say no to his firmly insistent 13 year old daughter?

Imagine if Clark comes home and his daughter Gracie is wearing a "Fire Pioli" shirt across the dinner table?

Devastating, powerful, perfect surgical strike on our target audience. Marketing prowess at peak efficiency!

I learned this tactic from the Donald Segretti Graduate School of Political Provocation. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!

ROFL LMAO :LOL: :evil:

Hostile Take Over!
 

Threaten a hostile take over buyout of the Chiefs franchise by the municipalities of Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City, Missouri.

I can tell you don't live here. KCK and KCMO are BROKE AS SHIT!

Dear Clark,


How does it feel to be the worst team in the NFL? You haven't done a ****ing thing to fix it, so I guess you're okay with it. Die in a fire

I seriously doubt Pioli and Hunt are the first to read their email, especially if any random fan can figure out where to send it... and if something does get to them, you'll come off as just another dumbass fan unless it's well written and isn't focused on blame and ridicule.

Flopnuts' post is a great example of how to get through to them, if it's possible at all. Trying to ruffle feathers with some kind of 'epic beatdown' is pointlessly juvenile and does more harm than good when it comes to the possibility of future communication.

Then why does your vagina quake and go into full epic meltdown mode every time I post?

You are owned.

Case closed.

Newsflash, Clark doesn't give a shit what average fans think.

The only way to get through to him is to rally the Chiefs sponsors to take a stand.

Is that a longshot situation? Maybe, but the success of the entire Save Our Chiefs movement and what happened yesterday would have been considered a longshot 2 months ago.

Anything is possible.

Well, this thread certainly won't be emailed now... LOL @ the numbnuts.

I will add that viewing my first game ever at Arrowhead back in October, against the Raiders, I was very disappointed with the whole experience after entering the stadium. It wasn't that this Hawaii Boy was freezing his ass off on the shady side of the stadium either. That damn colossal speaker above the south end zone drown out any and all conversation between plays. No one could hear anyone else talking (critiquing) between plays. Seems this is the new "noise" of the Kansas City Chiefs--a poor and offensive substitute for what was once raucous fan noise. What sucked more was the play and demeanor of the team. They just pretty much sauntered on-and-off the field between possessions like their balls were too big and got in the way. They just didn't look prepared to do battle with the opposing team. The Marine Corps Silent Drill Team at half-time was far and away MORE professional. And, that's their moonlighting job! They actually lay their life on the line for peanuts compared to what most of the ass-clowns wearing red and gold are pulling down. I've had so much more fun at College and High School games where my team lost! For $195 a ticket, I felt ripped-off.:mad: