Last time I posted a picture of the view from my office, I got the shit stacked on me because people here believe I live in hell.

Make sure you get one with the Rain Man screens attachment, so you can choose your running scenery.

Double sure you get the zombie add-on with the rear screen that shows undead chasing you.

Only reason its hell is because you live there.

Also, you buying a treadmill = ROFL

Treadmill - $1,000-$5,000

Gym Membership - $49 a month

It's Science

convenience and 2 years has it paid for

it's mainly an issue of convenience

if I didn't have a treadmill here I definitely wouldn't do my daily 1 hour of cardio - no way jose.

Tell your wife to pace back and forth in a room.

Have you considered divorce? I mean, it's slightly more expensive, but the additional benefits might change your mind...

It's for the wife. And what's so funny about my ginormous ass on a treadmill?

LMAO

Nah. I outkicked my coverage on this one. She can't shake me no matter how hard she tries.

An elliptical may be a better choice

Eliptical machines are where its at.

Have you considered buying a home where the kitchen is on the opposite side of the house as the laundry room?

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet. I'd buy one off craigslist if I were you. You can find a great deal on one that someone bought but used once or twice before going back to couch living.

My house has a front staircase and a back staircase, so I can actually run stairs and laps indoors. Back when we had two young cats, it was funny when they would chase each other. You'd be in the living room and one of them would light out after the other and they'd run up the front stairs, and then you'd hear the thumping of eight paws as they ran down the hallway, and then you'd hear the thumping of them coming down the back stairs, and then back through the kitchen and dining room to the living room where they'd settle back down right where they started.

Was recently in the same situation, save no treadmill but elliptical.


We now own an elliptical.