Shove the AK in his box.

What languages? That's a big factor.

If they include French or Italian or Mandarin, you need to move him on.

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.

I've known for quite some time. :)

If he actually does it, it's a win all the way around. Well except for the dead guy.

If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.

He will grow out of that eventually.

He sounds awesome. AK's are for guys with tiny dicks.

LMAO

real men use a FAL, maybe he prefers them to AK's?

So is your daughter a super genius that started college 2 years early? If not you've got one of two situations on your hands:

1) He is a douche bag and none of the college girls like him so he's goin after your daughter.

2) He's super religious and isn't into the partying and shit that comes with college and will therefore never put his wang near your daughter. And he is still a douche.

Here are some alternates

A) Your daughter is super hot and he's tryna get dat ass while its fresh!

B) He's gay.

If you can speak Navajo, you can convince anyone outside Arizona that you're an alien. I really, really, really wish I could speak Navajo.

What's his 40 time?

It shouldn't be hard to find out. You're the father here.

Screw that FAL are still for men with short dicks. Real mean use m1918 BARs(M2s are also a substitute just not that portable).

poor bastard.

Oh you should definitely let him stay LMAO

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