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Saul Good 02-11-2013 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9393166)
Buy two 50lb sacks of lime, some rope, and a trash bag. Take her out somewhere secluded, make sure that the radio in the car is off. Once you pull over to the destination, ask her to get out as you have a surprise for her. Take her back to the trunk, open it up, give her a second to realize what is in there, then nudge her like you're going to shove her in. Once she stiffens up, break out a smile and say "Gotcha!!" Then go watch a Kevin James movie.
What the ****? Do not do this if you ever want to see her again.

Seriously...Kevin James? That's ****ed up.

"Bob" Dobbs 02-11-2013 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9393277)
You'll break up with her in 2 months anyway.

I still don't get why you're sweating this...
Not sweating it, just trying to ensure tapping it.

LoneWolf 02-11-2013 09:04 AM
Pearl necklace.

tooge 02-11-2013 09:49 AM
give her a job. Planin tulips

Rausch 02-11-2013 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs (Post 9393289)
Not sweating it, just trying to ensure tapping it.
Install the camera in the light above the bed.

End of story...

Old Dog 02-11-2013 10:08 AM
Second page and no one has suggested a tube of Astroglide.....I am disappoint

lcarus 02-11-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs (Post 9393003)
I guess I'm just pissed at myself for starting this shit BEFORE VD. Dammit.
Stage chest pains Valentines day morning. You'll be in the hospital and she'll have to bring you something.

Rausch 02-11-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Dog (Post 9393428)
Second page and no one has suggested a tube of Astroglide.....I am disappoint
No pics...

Skyy God 02-11-2013 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9393243)
Just get a nice simple bouqet of flowers and give them to her saying something like you'd like to commemorate this huge occasion etc. sort of playfully not making a huge deal of it, but at the same time saying you thought she should have something nice etc.

I would not get roses at this point, Colorful bouquet of carnations and daisys is a good route. The colored/dyed kind
Flowers. Carnations are pretty universally reviled. Gerber daisies are nice, also can't go wrong with a mix of lillies and purple flowers. Stay away from roses of any color this early.

I just met an awesome girl at a SB party. Plan is flowers (DELIVERED TO HER WORK), homemade shrimp scampi, and wine

Skyy God 02-11-2013 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9393166)
Buy two 50lb sacks of lime, some rope, and a trash bag. Take her out somewhere secluded, make sure that the radio in the car is off. Once you pull over to the destination, ask her to get out as you have a surprise for her. Take her back to the trunk, open it up, give her a second to realize what is in there, then nudge her like you're going to shove her in. Once she stiffens up, break out a smile and say "Gotcha!!" Then go watch a Kevin James movie.
The Kevin James movie is the worst part of this scenario....

Skyy God 02-11-2013 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Dog (Post 9393428)
Second page and no one has suggested a tube of Astroglide.....I am disappoint
Astroglide is for amateurs (or poor people). Gotta go with a classy lube.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2lcsgld.jpg

Beef Supreme 02-11-2013 02:09 PM
Rohypnol

gblowfish 02-11-2013 02:10 PM
Giver her a Hot Carl, or a Donkey Punch, or a California Mudslide, or a Cleveland Steamer, or a Dirty Sanchez, or a Pearl Necklace, or a Cincinnati Bowtie, or a Boston Pancake, or The Shocker.

You have a plethora of choices....

I think I need to SING about it!

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ptlyon 02-11-2013 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9393250)
Take her to see the new Die Hard movie.
And put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket for your dick


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