Anal probe?

Heights and the overpass from north bound I29 to east bound I94.

I feel like I always leave my door unlocked.

Doing that, and coming home to nothing always freaks me out.

I've headed home (Wichita) gotten on the highway, thought about potentially leaving my door unlocked and came back to check.

Pretty sad really.

I leave my door unlocked because my dog would eat you if you were dumb enough to open it after he barked at you. He warned you.

Black power

A shitzu huh?

Mexicans. Every time i leave the farm for a couple weeks I picture a bunch of mexicans huddled sround the firepit fixing poached deer fay hitasas.

A 60 pound basset that will kick your ass. All muscle. I get calls from everyone that tries do anything in my place that they won't enter my place I am there. Between his bark and growl go luck.

I have a number of legitimate fears, but probably my least rational one is having my house catch on fire because stuff is too close to an outlet. It really bothers me if a curtain is too close to an outlet, or if my wife puts a newspaper or magazine or other fodder near an outlet.

I also have a somewhat irrational fear of germs and diseases. If someone has a cold I will not go within six feet of them if at all possible, and I'm always concerned that someone is going to cough on me and give my syphilis or typhoid or something.

I always double and triple check drain plugs.
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Midgets

AIDS

Seriously that probably would be rational, so i guess it would be being smothered or stop breathing during sleep.

Men and women with comb overs

Open layups / Elijah Johnson