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booger 05-09-2013 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9670203)
Never been the same, once we asked her to join.....
never ask another pecker to join

Hammock Parties 05-09-2013 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9672462)
it's not that I NEVER wan't a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.
Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.

Setsuna 05-10-2013 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9670165)
ROFL I was expecting someone to call me out on my post considering my situation. Fail CP.

Rausch 05-10-2013 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9672539)
Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.
I'm guessing this is supposed to be dripping with irony...

WhiteWhale 05-10-2013 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9672368)
My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?
If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.

ptlyon 05-10-2013 07:11 AM
Those must be quite large couches, WhiteWhale

Dave Lane 05-10-2013 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9670624)
I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin
Thats called being married, enjoy!

Dave Lane 05-10-2013 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9672693)
If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.
So is an opening of "Would you like to get coffee sometime, or a drink" That means from what I know of you so far and from your looks I want to **** you. Where it goes beyond that is up to you. The more you are cool about it and act like you aren't tied to any outcome the easier it will be.

gblowfish 05-10-2013 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9672539)
Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.
GoChiefs idea of the perfect girl:

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crazycoffey 05-10-2013 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9671427)
I got this whore down the street to give me a handjob for a pack of smokes the other day.
A few years back I got a hummer for a pair of handcuffs

bevischief 05-10-2013 10:18 AM
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Just go dressed like this guy.

Simply Red 05-11-2013 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9672801)
Thats called being married, enjoy!
we don't love dem ho's. Do we Dave?

ThaVirus 05-11-2013 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9675328)
we don't love dem ho's. Do we Dave?
LMAO

Titty Meat 05-11-2013 10:21 AM
This is better than the relationship thread.

TLO 05-11-2013 12:18 PM
Score one for the good guys in the"come over and watch a movie" department.


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