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Wait, this isn't a thread about blow jobs from older women?
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I used to carry a condom in my pocket. Now I carry a pack of Rolaids.
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Another test of age. Only men can do this. Grab one of those nose hairs thats been bothering you. Usually takes a few yanks...they can be slippery. Then through the tears, you notice its white/grey. |
Easy.
Do what you still think you can do....get physically punished for it on the way home and at night. Take aleve, put the heating pad or ice on what hurts, watch some tv or shoot some 12 year olds in the face on blackops. I threw 100 pitches to little league kids in the batting cage yesterday and you'd think I dry walled a ceiling if you asked my back. |
I gotta admit....this place never disappoints. Bring out an issue we all face and some of you bring some great moments of levity that cause me to shoot water out my nose.
I'm just glad I'm not so old it's coming out the other end when I laugh. |
I hear hair can grow out our pee hole.
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Basically I eat a Atkins diet.
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Won't read this thread. My biggest fear in life is getting older and not being able to hit the gym like I do now.
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