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bevischief 06-10-2013 05:53 AM

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BlackHelicopters 06-10-2013 05:53 AM

Butt crack sweat

Dave Lane 06-10-2013 08:02 AM

I have to state as religious threads go this one makes more sense than any of the other ones I have read.

rico 06-10-2013 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9739841)
I get his scthick, but it's old and worn out, just as LAChief's fans is.

Oh I see, fair enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9739868)
Why yes, yes I am.

And a mean old bastard at that.

Speaking of worn out shticks, I am afraid you may be in danger, Milkman.

Milkman = hates worn out shticks
Milkman = worn out “old man dumbass shtick.”
Milkman = hates himself.
Hate = Satan
Milkman = Satan
Satan = Niles Crane
Milkman = Niles Crane
Niles Crane = Knile Davis
Knile Davis = Miles Davis
Niles Crane = Satan = Miles Davis = Milkman
If Peeing your pants is cool, this old woman = Miles Davis:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DK5kClhvDy...s400/davis.JPG

Peeing your pants = cool
This old woman = Miles Davis.
Niles Crane = Satan = Miles Davis = This old woman = Milkman
This old woman’s enemy = That damn sasquatch
Milkman = This Old Woman
Milkman = Old
This Old Woman = Old
Old = Slow
Milkman = Satan
Satan’s enemy = Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ = JC
JC = That damn sasquatch.
JC = Jamaal Charles
Jamaal Charles = That damn sasquatch.
Jamaal Charles = Fast.
Fast = That damn sasquatch.
Milkman = Old and slow.
Milkman = Screwed.

EVERYONE, THIS IS SERIOUS! OUR FRIEND, MILKMAN IS BEING STALKED BY THAT DAMN SASQUATCH AND THAT DAMN SASQUATCH HAS THE LIGHTNING SPEED OF JAMAAL CHARLES AND MILKMAN IS SLOW. OUR FRIEND MILKMAN IS IN TROUBLE!!!! HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!

Thig Lyfe 06-10-2013 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9740733)
Oh I see, fair enough.



Speaking of worn out shticks, I am afraid you may be in danger, Milkman.

Milkman = hates worn out shticks
Milkman = worn out “old man dumbass shtick.”
Milkman = hates himself.
Hate = Satan
Milkman = Satan
Satan = Niles Crane
Milkman = Niles Crane
Niles Crane = Knile Davis
Knile Davis = Miles Davis
Niles Crane = Satan = Miles Davis
If Peeing your pants is cool, this old woman = Miles Davis:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DK5kClhvDy...s400/davis.JPG

This old woman’s enemy = That damn sasquatch
Milkman = This Old Woman
Milkman = Old
This Old Woman = Old
Old = Slow
Milkman = Satan
Satan’s enemy = Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ = JC
JC = That damn sasquatch.
JC = Jamaal Charles
Jamaal Charles = That damn sasquatch.
Jamaal Charles = Fast.
Fast = That damn sasquatch.
Milkman = Old and slow.
Milkman = Screwed.

EVERYONE, THIS IS SERIOUS! OUR FRIEND, MILKMAN IS BEING STALKED BY THAT DAMN SASQUATCH AND THAT DAMN SASQUATCH HAS THE LIGHTNING SPEED OF JAMAAL CHARLES AND MILKMAN IS SLOW. OUR FRIEND MILKMAN IS IN TROUBLE!!!! HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!

DEAR GOD.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

WE HAVE TO SAVE MILKMAN!!!

rico 06-10-2013 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9740918)
DEAR GOD.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

WE HAVE TO SAVE MILKMAN!!!

Can Satan be saved? Or is it too late?

BlackHelicopters 06-10-2013 10:29 AM

Shrimp Po Boys

vailpass 06-10-2013 10:30 AM

People still drop acid? Thought that was a thing of the past.

BlackHelicopters 06-10-2013 10:32 AM

All you need is a place to cook

rico 06-10-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9740918)
DEAR GOD.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

WE HAVE TO SAVE MILKMAN!!!

I forgot to add to the equation, peeing your pants = cool.

Thig Lyfe 06-10-2013 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9740955)
I forgot to add to the equation, peeing your pants = cool.

THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS

TimeForWasp 06-10-2013 11:32 AM

Blowy this thread to bits.

Hootie 06-10-2013 11:35 AM

this thread pretty much eliminates you from the list

Thig Lyfe 06-10-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9741095)
this thread pretty much eliminates you from the list

THIS THREAD IS THE LIST

Thig Lyfe 06-10-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9739746)
....and Carson and the Interceptions is topped.

THANKS


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