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Sneak pour you own smugglers. Don't ask for assistance - **** that.
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The moment you ask them to pour for you is the moment they start watching for you to pour your own. |
I don't fly sober.
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I sit first class and drink up
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Don't steal Mike Tyson's tiger. That pisses him off.
As for the drink thing... yeah, asking the stewardess to pour it is pretty dumb. It's akin to sneaking food into a movie theater and then asking the usher if they can take your Ziploc full of popcorn out to the stand and put some butter on it for you. If you're gonna bring the liquor on board, just sneak it into the drink yourself. |
Thanks bin Laden
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Pot brownies or pharmaceuticals if you want to fly with a buzz without buying the booze.
And as others said: mixing in boarding area is a good idea. Mixing on plane will probably be fine unless you get some Debbie Dogooder next to you who proceeds to give you stink eye for tr rest of the flight. |
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