Girls poop? Gross!

If it's a messy poop i just jump in the shower real quick.

I meant moreso phantoming. Faking poo to get out of doing work. Some youngsters told me about doing it.

6 consecutive clean breakers....nice

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/477...t-pepper-o.gif GIFSoup

I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.

Haha. Change NewChief's name to "The Phantom"

Unless I'm not feeling well, from ass touch to wipe I'm usually around a minute~

speed pooper here.

I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.

Depends.

Are you still on the shitter?

surprised a MOD hasn't changed big smoke's name to big poop.

just sayin'. ;)

Like 30 seconds?

If it takes you 20 or 30 you might have a problem...