They even squirted salsa on her chili ring for that genuine fat stank cow smell.

Photoshopped magazine covers do more harm for my girls than Barbie does. Barbie is supposed to be the girl that can do everything. Why she has to be normal or average while doing it is counterproductive. Not every little girl is going to be a combination doctor/ice skater/astronaut.

Barbies measurements were meant to make her clothes look good. Not to mention... the clothes are hard enough to remove. You start adding hourglass figures and they're never coming off.

Is this even real?
What is this? I don't even...

oh it's real

some ukranian weirdo named valeria lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova
Model
Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova is a Ukrainian model, best known for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie". Wikipedia
Born: August 23, 1985 (age 28), Tiraspol, Moldova
Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nationality: Ukrainian

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/25...ife-barbie.jpg

http://abcnews.go.com/images/Health/...0423_wblog.jpg

http://rawforbeauty.com/blog/wp-cont...ica-meet-f.jpg

He probably should have said 'not naturally possible".

She still doesn't have barbie proportions, and she probably paid a lot of money to be altered as close as humanly possible.

Exactly. This is why girls should strive to be fat.

Either she has had a rib or two removed or all of those have been photoshopped.

I saw something about this some time ago. Some article somewhere. In it the "rel life Ken" was calling her out for being fake-ish. I have no idea what that means.

Who is going to buy 400 pound barbie?

I'll stick with my reality of some other jackhammer's obnoxious fantasy. So many guys that look like refugees from a comic book store have had their opinions about women polluted by porn that they think fake tits and a shaved groin are the standard. Congrats, hope those clowns end up with some mindless f* toy that will dump you for the first swinging d* that will upgrade her lifestyle.

rib thing

i remember seeing articles about it several years ago

metal issues my friend, mental issues

would still smash just to say I did.:thumb:

fake tits are nasty but asking your women to maintain down there is not unreasonable.