Wife, gotta BJ, what did you get?

Protien protien protein. EAT IT

Condolences on being married. You got more than I did on valentines day, but college has treated me well overall.

Quit getting trolled. It's the ****ing hydros. Period.

We'll have to confirm this with Kyle until then you're spreading unproven medical advice.

Lawsuit and profit.

You obviously can't read very well. He said his wife gotta blowjob. I think she pees standing up.

I've ascended.

just trying to be help? :shrug:

she tucks it in the back, I'm good.

He is dumb.

He wanting to know why he's having shit problems and has already gave every reason in the book why. So he should know why. But he doesn't. Why is that? Because he's dumb.

Sure sounds like impaction.

I second this option but with a slight change of application. Buy two 64oz bottles of Gatorade and one 14 day bottle of miralax. Pour all of the miralax into one of the Gatorade bottles. Shake and let sit for a few hours. Drink one 8oz. glass of Gatorade miralax mix every 15mins. When you are done with the bottle of mix, crack open the pure Gatorade and repeat the same every 15minutes. Don't be far away from a toilet. You will have about 4-5hrs of duecing every 15-20mins. Having said that, that is about the most gentle way to clean a your bowels very quickly. All for the low cost of cheaper than a copay at your doctor. Or you can go to the doctor and have him tell you to eat more salad, drink water and take a laxative. Only to have your symptoms reappear again. So you can go pay another copay, then have him tell you that he doesn't know what is wrong and they are going to send you to a gastrointestinal specialist to see about a colonoscopy, a couple months down the road.

This method is how many prepare to clean their bowels for a colonoscopy.

Or you can take laxatives for days on end, eat healthier and drink more water till you feel better. Or you can make it a one day process. Your choice.

Go to a health food store and get some probiotic. It will replace all the natural bacteria in the gut and you will be going up a storm in no time. (I was in health care 40 yrs)

Does she know you also piss out of that thing?

I mean, if she likes the taste of urine and semen, then I guess it's okay.

You didn't kiss her afterwards, did you?

And on that note.... I'm going to bed. For real this time. Thanks for some laughs, and for some good advice and info as well. :thumb:

I am pretty dumb...

However my original question was should I go visit the doctor, or just eat healthier.. not as to why I am having shit problems.