Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10789262)

I had a friend back in the late 1970's at Mizzou that used to "Go Hogging" every weekend. He'd bone two or three fat chicks every weekend, just because he liked to screw all the time.

He ended up marrying a girl who was like six feet tall and 110 lbs. Go figure.

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10789831)

Not if you work 'em out by providing enuff sex and demanding a spotless home.

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10790042)

Looks like Eric Fisher is sharing his feelings on some other sites as well:
http://www.confessionpost.com/28379/...y-fat-coworker

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)

Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)

Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10789758)

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where he has to get through all the traps before he finds the Knight and the Holy Grail?

Imagine speed dating like that, but there are three times as many traps. And when you finally get to the grail, you're ****ed anyway because some other guy made off with it and crossed the seal.

I did, however, find Illumination. As in, I am never doing that again.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)

Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)

Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10790128)

Fat chicks are low maintenance. Sometimes i don't feel like putting up with a hot girls bull so i plug an oinker. In and out in ten minutes and they understand when you don't call them back.