Yes, indeed I have.

No he's not. He's trusting. That's what happens in a relationship. You fall into a over-heightened sense of complacency due to the belief that your SO would never do anything of the kind.

Most people that are cheating are pretty obvious about it and find that it's easier to do it right in front of someone because they are less likely to believe that it's cheating when they see everything happening first hand and it is summarily dismissed immediately.

As well, men fall into the biological pitfall of being men. Humans are not monogamous animals taken as a whole (I've read some studies that suggest an approximate 20% of the population has the potential for monogamy - if they meet the right mate, otherwise it's an individual moral choice provided by the humans ability to ascertain a situation and make a conscious decision based on future implications weighed against immediate gains.), and, as such, men are inclined to make advances towards women regardless of relationship status. Conversely, women are attracted to the concept of "alpha" regardless of relationship status. Bunch more biology in there than that, but conceptualize the whole "Lion pride" thing.

However, due to our conitive abilities, humans are just plain sneakier about it.

This poor girl was just giving her friend Nancy Cyrano advice on how to sext with the new BF Mark Allen.

Ha!

I think I hit this moment 3 years ago. We have a group of about 5-6 wives that all pal around, a couple of whom appear to have a pretty interesting college background anyway...

So we're on a float trip and a buddy brings a no-question 'whoo girl' on the trip. This girl is a blast - you need girls like this on float trip. She's drunk and she's loud and she gives zero ****s about anything and of course her tits are out...often. She's whipping jello shots from boat to boat and otherwise just enjoying the shit out of herself.

And what happens? Jesus christ you'd have thought that she'd drowned a sack of puppies or something. Every other woman there HATED her. And just openly took shots at her.

None of us have seen this girl since yet to this day the girls throw shade at that chick when we talk about float trip planning. Lighten up, ladies...

No, never. I'm not interested in failing to satisfy two women at once.

Jk, but kinda for realz. It's just not something I even care to pursue. If it happened I'd do it just because but it's not even on my bucket list.

Exactly.

Float trips with boring people tend to suck anyway so it worked out. It's the same thing when we go to the lake. My wife's friends tend to be pretty complacent when it comes to having a good time, but occasionally they let loose. I've got a good Mexico trip story about it I'll share after I rip some wisdom teeth out real quick.

Women seem to universally hate other women that get more attention.

Gotta get that perfect duck face selfie and type "At the ball game, yo!"

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Yep.

You don't know what "throw shade" means or what a "whoo! girl" is?

There. Fixed it for ya.

If the same wives club was out without their husbands at a bar, and said chick was acting the same way, they might comment something about her acting like a drunk slut, but then they'd turn their attention elsewhere. It's a little different when the "drunk slut" is handing out jello shots to your husband.

Never really heard the terms either, but I can read context.

Interesting college background: They weren't saints during their college years. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of said chicks as they have aged into their late 20s. They likely aren't that far removed from being a....

Whoo girl: Loud drunk chick - yells 'whoooo!!' a lot, is largely uninhibited and great to have around in small doses (irritating as shit over time).

Throws shade: Is generally catty and bitchy when speaking about

Use those skills of deduction, Sherlock.