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DaneMcCloud 11-06-2015 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867803)
Well call that mother****er up. We've got questions about his ex-wife's bush. If you want, you can just PM me his number, and I'll make the call. You probably shouldn't post it openly on the forum. We wouldn't want some random getting a hold of it.

LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

TimBone 11-06-2015 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867812)
LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

Thanks. If we get could updated photos, that would probably be best. Not a must, though. Simple confirmation is fine.

Brock 11-06-2015 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867812)
LMAO

I'll text Chuck right now. I'm sure he'll get back to me immediately.

LMAO

Who's chuck

Simply Red 11-06-2015 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)
So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

all me - but I guess I shoulda used earlier Brit to troll you all better. Actually I was just ****ing bored and she looked hot. So - I'm crashing tomorrow - I'll bump either the How have you been pooping lately thread - or the Coffee thread. ... or both, in the morning.

TimBone 11-06-2015 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867823)
all me - but I guess I shoulda used earlier Brit to troll you all better. Actually I was just ****ing bored and she looked hot. So - I'm crashing tomorrow - I'll bump either the How have you been pooping lately thread - of the Coffee thread. ... or both, in the morning.

Please bump a food thread circa 2013-14 as well, please. Thanks in advance.

Baby Lee 11-06-2015 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)
So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

How many accounts have people given over to him?

Is this some bad dream?

https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.co..._malkovich.jpg

LoneWolf 11-06-2015 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)
I just googled a picture of Demi Moores bush, JFC this is NOT an exaggeration. I couldn't even find her vagina in that rain forrest. I would still like to try though.

Demi Moores bush for those of you who have also been under a rock.
Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Holy hair diaper, Batman!

TimBone 11-06-2015 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11867891)
Holy hair diaper, Batman!

I refuse to believe it's real.

Stand by, we've got Dane confirming.

DaneMcCloud 11-06-2015 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867897)
I refuse to believe it's real.

Stand by, we've got Dane confirming.

I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

Sorter 11-06-2015 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867899)
I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

LMAO.

TimBone 11-06-2015 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867899)
I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

Wait wait wait. Stop the clock.

No, you're out....like you couldn't find out?

Or

No, you're out...like you found out, and it's been confirmed that that vagine is too hairy even for a hair pie lover like yourself?

Damn, man. I don't want to believe it's real.

DaneMcCloud 11-06-2015 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867905)
Wait wait wait. Stop the clock.

No, you're out....like you couldn't find out?

Or

No, you're out...like you found out, and it's been confirmed that that vagine is too hairy even for a hair pie lover like yourself?

Damn, man. I don't want to believe it's real.

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

TimBone 11-06-2015 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867909)
#2 is the closest to what I was texted

Oh, dear lawd.

Well, she's officially lost any chance she ever had of sleeping with me. I hope she's happy with herself.

eDave 11-07-2015 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867910)
Oh, dear lawd.

Well, she's officially lost any chance she ever had of sleeping with me. I hope she's happy with herself.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZWzsgR.jpg

TimBone 11-07-2015 12:00 AM

Apparently she shaved the wrong end for the G.I. Jane role.


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