Watching the Opening Ceremony now. The visuals are cool but I've no idea what the heck is going on.

Pink dudes are climbing buildings now.

NBC demanded they do it that way so the US showed up earlier in the broadcast.

Will be lots O humpin in the Olympic Village tonight

I can see that.

The flag carrier for the Marshall Islands is from here. I work with her dad.

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Did Mama Jenner get a booty enhancement to look like her daughters?

They all look ridiculous. J.C.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...0444473327.jpg

WTF? ROFL

Giselle looked perfect. FU Tom Brady.

@ PackerinMO LMAO

Do guys find this attractive?

Cali women look like cartoon characters. Tons of bad plastic surgery - Lips, hips, cheeks, eyebrows, butts, nose jobs, double D boobs, and on and on - Seems like this is done before the age of 25.

Agreed. Giselle looked great.

I just want to have sex with alyson felix......multiple times.

I cant believe you guys watch opening ceremonies I think last I seen this shit Jim McKay was alive and well doing this stuff.

Why the hell would you want to carry that cannonball around.

Now that that's done, on to:

Woman's Beach Volley ball
Golf
Judo
Sailing
Shooting
Women's Soccer
Weightlifting
Wrestling