He won't pass the butter either

I'm not sure. I've never met his wife.

If you play your cards right she'll already be buttered

That's inexcusable. No one stands between me and my butter. Bread without butter is ... well, it's still delicious, but it's indescribably more delicious with butter.

On a side note, I went to a retirement dinner last week for someone I didn't really know (marketing reasons), and they had the best retirement dinner food I've ever had. I was quite impressed. I thought about that because I was at a ten-person table and I was on the opposite side from the butter, which caused me consternation until someone finally started passing it around.

I feel like making political ads against Hoover now.

Hoover steals dinner rolls. Hoover steals your girl. Hoover has alligator arms at check time.

Hoover, ain't nobody got time for that.

..really small, fast scrolling fine print.
*I've had dinner with Hoover, I do not recall him eating the last roll, stiffing me with the check or stealing my woman.

That's cuz he knows you'll kick his ass. All are open game for a good ass kicking.

Actually, these are all true traits, so go ahead and run your negative ads Iowanian. Meanwhile, my team has already generated multiple attack ads to respond with.

I really do think one of the best traits on can have is being assertive. Now most who know me would never describe me that way. Be assertive and aggressive over things that actually matter. So yeah, in there is a one dinner roll left in the basket after going around the table, I'm going to grab it. If I don't like the pre-plated dessert at my spot at the table but that cheesecake at the place next to me catches my eye, I'm going to do the switch.

Just last week I had a vendor come in and tell me they screwed up and didn't bill me correctly for the past year and now I owe them $16,000. I just laughed at him. Told him I really liked him personally, but I view his company like a satellite cable provider and that I'm more than willing to drop him and give his competitor a shot at my business. LOL Helped I had a bunch of shit from his main competitor all over my desk when he came in.

Yes, Iowanian could probably kick my ass, but if he tried my wife would probably shoot him dead. She's pretty protective of her man! I'm serious, she kicks ass, I wouldn't fu@k with her.

We're currently working on a poetic response....Walmart Americans LOVE easy to remember jingles and clever play of words....We're going to dominate your own demographic!

Chiefpants.

Punch yourself down in that area where your nuts are supposed to be, go to the nearest MAN-garage and pound some nails into a block of wood or something.

LOL. Earlier this year the coop fertilizer department showed up at the office. I said come on in. Well, it didn't occur to me that I was trying to reconcile my spray bills and wanted to make sure I had all the right prices. I buy all my chemical from a different local company that dad does some farming for. They take really good care of me and are always cheaper than coop, so they get every gallon of business. Well, I had EVERY invoice out spread across my desk. God I felt like an asshole.

I ended up prepaying a mountain of fertilizer a couple months later so I feel better about it.

But I fail to see how getting the last dinner roll is being assertive over things that really mater. :)

Who steals your girl
And eats your hams
Who drinks your water
It's Hoover, damn!

Will one do or should I punch the area repeatedly?

Apply as needed.