Originally Posted by rico (Post 12873285)

Smith...County?

ROFL Because we are the Chiefs.

Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 12873243)

Tiger and Sand cheeks are jo to what could have happened.

Originally Posted by chinaski (Post 12873266)

Billy Ray kind of looks like Bill Cosby

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12873086)

This is an understatement, but what percentage of common criminals are as smart as the ones you see in the movies? Like... .0034 percent? Every instance of theft I've encountered in my personal life through people I knew was committed by morons who were caught within like, 2 hours of performing the robbery. This genious (CP spelling) here decided to drive up with his own registered vehicle without even removing his goddamn license plates.

He guy may as well have said, "Stick'em up. I want all your wallets and purses in this bag. And remember the name Michael Blake Pinkerton! I'll always be lurking, waiting to rob your family again! Remember that name well! That's Michael, spelled the normal way, ending in "a-e-l," and Pinkteron ends in "t-o-n." Feel free to grab a notepad from your glove compartment and write that down. Here's a pen. It's got my father's car dealership on there--- Pinkerton Ford and Honda--- yep, that's the address and the phone number. Oh, and just in case you're gonna try to hunt me down, I'd like to see you try, because I'll just kick your asses and rob you again. Come and ****ing get me, I'm not scared of you. I live at 3422 Buttplug Street in Amarillo. Yeah, out of town. You know that Burger King on 45th close to the mall? Yeah, those townhomes behind there. 6th one from the corner. If you get to the one with red oak siding, you've gone too far."

Originally Posted by ct (Post 12873322)

i saw on facebook his cousin marvin was one of the infamous wet bandits too. nice family.

Originally Posted by Rooster (Post 12873331)

ROFL

There have been some really nice and sneaky movie references in this thread.

Originally Posted by JakeF (Post 12873323)

I'm glad he's ok, also glad it happened in Texas instead of KC. We don't want Mahomes pissed off at the KC area already.

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12873086)

This is an understatement, but what percentage of common criminals are as smart as the ones you see in the movies? Like... .0034 percent? Every instance of theft I've encountered in my personal life through people I knew was committed by morons who were caught within like, 2 hours of performing the robbery. This genious (CP spelling) here decided to drive up with his own registered vehicle without even removing his goddamn license plates.

He guy may as well have said, "Stick'em up. I want all your wallets and purses in this bag. And remember the name Michael Blake Pinkerton! I'll always be lurking, waiting to rob your family again! Remember that name well! That's Michael, spelled the normal way, ending in "a-e-l," and Pinkteron ends in "t-o-n." Feel free to grab a notepad from your glove compartment and write that down. Here's a pen. It's got my father's car dealership on there--- Pinkerton Ford and Honda--- yep, that's the address and the phone number. Oh, and just in case you're gonna try to hunt me down, I'd like to see you try, because I'll just kick your asses and rob you again. Come and ****ing get me, I'm not scared of you. I live at 3422 Buttplug Street in Amarillo. Yeah, out of town. You know that Burger King on 45th close to the mall? Yeah, those townhomes behind there. 6th one from the corner. If you get to the one with red oak siding, you've gone too far."