You are all some twisted effers.

I find this thread and nearly everything on it to be disgusting and patently offensive. Good job!




Oh, and I read this on a desk back in college.


What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

what do you tell a women with two black eyes?




nothing, you've already told her twice

Well you guys asked for it, the most racially offensive joke I know.

Three guys were out camping together, a Native American, an African American and a Cowboy.
The Native American looks longingly at the horizon and says, “once we were many, but now we are few”. The African American says, “oh yea, well once we were few but now we’re many”. At this point the Cowboy chimes in and says, “oh yea, well we ain’t played cowboys and ****ers yet now have we”.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"

I like "no arms and no legs" jokes.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

A: Art

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

College humor:

Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a Cadillac?

A: Not everyone's been in a Cadillac.


Q: What's the first thing a Tri-Delt does in the morning?

A: Gets dressed and walks home.


Q: What's the difference between a Tri-Delt and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

for Phobia:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?




Phil.

Why do ****ers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the bar b que grill?

A: Frank

His Girlfriend?

Patty

The younger set may not have heard this one before:

Q: What does NASA stand for?

A: Need Another Seven Astronauts

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.