Somewhere tonight, a lurker who would be an awesome poster, is reading this thread....thinking about submitting his or her first post.

Yes but they know skip will be right alont to call em a damn n00b

Any First time poster who begins here now, who is harassed by Skip, or any other regular, will be issued 1 free Iowani-insult via PM to use on said poster.

This is the safe place. Outside this thread, they're on their own.

Pshaw! You got nuttin'. Your barnyard stylings can't protect a n00b from my wrath.

Skip, I'll just have your nurse use cold water for your spongebath next week. Instead of mineral salt, he'll be adding crushed oyster shells and burned angora dung into that Edsel trunk they hose your old balls off in on the govt dime.

I average 0.02 posts per day, I should get to 1000 in about 137 years

jump right in Jamie....Skip hasn't pee'd in the pool since it was cleaned last week. We used the safety pin on his diaper to stick him to the bedsheet.

We will be waiting on that day.

I, I ,I dunno what to say?
I'm utterly speechless. :hmmm:

I'm just waiting for you to go too far!

Iowanian, I got to hand it to you. You are one twisted mother fucker. ROFL

Pardon my German.

I see very little activity on the board today, and alot of lurker names on the online list, who I don't recall ever seeing post.

C'mooooooooon.....make the leap.

I don't know, seems like the last bunch of new posters just like to get in peeing fights (not to say the existing posters don't either but...).

Hey hey, if they like golden showers in thier own time that's their business. I just don't wanna hear about it, ever.

I think a peeing fight is too see who can pee the farthest, not who can pee ON the other first.

I'm not an expert in urination for fun or profit but that's what I was thinking.

Do as Iowanian "The Terrible" says. Leap, little lemmings. LEAP!

I lurked on here for years. Herzig used to email good threads to me. I've been posting more lately, even started some successful threads. I like the musicplanet too. After a while on here, u just figure certain things out for urself, and it is a good place to hang.

New posters still are feeling iffy and nervous about posting....Here is your chance.

Heh!:evil:

Hi Mr Iowanian the terrible!!!

Bill Parcells here..not at all afraid of jumping in..the water is just fine!!!

I love the abuse here..it's fun!!! :)
and being a mod here is easy too..not much work entailed there..JK!!

thank you for the welcome sir..and what a maginifacent avatar you have there sir!!!

thank you,

Bill Parcells

I've noticed alot of new accounts this week, stimulated by the draft....fans, friends of family of new players?

Welcome to the jungle.

Dale was pining for your Dreamy Doomy Keyboard Prowess in the other thread - it'll certainly make him happy that you bumped this thread. :)

Who are you, and what have you done with Iowanian?

I'm still a n00b, but I'll be damned if I'm reading this entire freaking thread.

Without a DOUBT, the nicest post ever made by Saulbadguy.

Iowanian, i found your comments about how "these internet people seem to know each other"..."i'm interrupting"...dead on, thats EXACTLY how i felt at first.

Speak up n00bs & lurkers, its a lot more fun that way.

Lawd, I apologize for the previous transgression I made against Fraz's uncle Skip.

Who could that be knocking on my door?
Go away! Don't come 'round here no more!
...


I'm not answering, no matter what you "loosers" do to me!

Hey everyone, I am new to this, and I figured this was as good of a place to start as any. A buddy of mine told me about this forum and I wanted to get on it. I am living in Philadelphia right now and from KC. I love Kansas City and the Chiefs football. Went to the Steelers/Chiefs game last year...girlfriend bought me tickets for my birthday...yea...bad memories.

Anyways, just wanted to jump and say hello. I plan on being on here a lot so any pointers and or anything I do wrong please be understanding.

Maybe I should stop lurking around and start posting some sh*t...

well your posts in other parts of the board are very eye opening.

I have no idea what you are talking about :harumph:


:p :)

Welcome PhillyChiefFan: You will love this board. There are multiple football gurus, hard core, band wagon and oppositional fans here. It is often productive and informational and always entertaining.

Don't worry about making a mistake...everyones opinion is welcome, just keep it within the boundaries of good taste. Conversation is usually friendly with a little disagreement and discord mixed in. You can be sure someone will be more than happy to jump on your cyberspace and let you know when they don't take to your post.

I've been around for a long time, don't post a lot but I sure have been educated...besides, when you live in a place like I do, where Chiefs fans are few and far between, it's nice to find a football family!

If you like the band Rush keep it to yourself

Talk about GM, poop and monkeys

Stay out of the old grouch's (Skip) way. He thinks anyone that joined after the Joe Montana days is a n00b and not worthy.

Post links to good looking babes showing the goods is always appreciated but if you dont put the disqualifer "NSFW" you will be run out of town on a rail.

When in doubt....blame it on King Carl using the patented phrase(you can buy T-Shirts with this on them)
Damnit Carl! :cuss:

Haha thanks guys! and Katie, I know what you mean about being in a town where chief fans are few and far between

All I EVER hear is why aren't you an Eagles fan? and Chiefs suck to which I reply, we have a ring, what do you have?? Oh thats right a whole lot of disappointment.

I hate Rush...(Geddy Lee sounds like a woman)

Monkeys are awesome...and its always CP's Fault...Got it

I'm buehler445. I got recommended by DaFace. Turns out that I like the chiefs a little bit. I joined a couple of months ago, and nobody has crucified me on any of my posts. I appreciate all the analysis and discussion that takes place on the site. Outside of here it is very difficult to find any information on my beloved chiefs. Keep up the good work!

I'm looking forward to getting on here after the games this coming year. Yea its really hard to get information on anything but the Eagles from where I am

well, OK then. You asked for it......


ROFL

I've been lurking since day one, haven't posted all that much and will, most likely, try to contribute more if time permits.

As long as I'm not forced to pull a 'Brady Quinn' and get in on some of the circle jerks that go on here, I'll be happy. :)

* rep is still disabled *

What kind of batteries do they throw at you for that? C, D cell? Lantern Batteries??

watch batteries, times are tough

Circle jerks are optional, square jerks however are mandatory

You really took that one to heart didn't you?

I may not be new, but I'm still a noob and proud of it :rockon:

You're only as noob as you feel

you're doomed dude.


Seriously though, welcome.

Glad to be a part of Chiefs Planet. I have been a Chiefs fan forever and just now came across this site and decided to join. I love all the random threads and of course the Chiefs talk.
Also John Elway is a homo.

My name is Whoarethechefs, and I am a Lurker
 

Hola from Tucson all,

I was told in my latest LA (Lurkers Anonymous) meeting that the first step to recovery is to actually post on the board that I lurk the most.

There that was'nt so hard, lol

Have a great one,

Allen

I am still new but one thing I learned fast is dont talk about religion especially if you believe in God. You will get crucified here, and dont leave yourself open for mom jokes cause redrum_69 will get you. Oh and here is a look of too many posts I joined the same time crazy coffey did and look at my posts like 600 something and he has like 6,900 something, ladies and gentlemen he has no life. Im just kidding he is cool. Oh yeah and a lot of them on here hate us republicans.

Well put

I had to take a double take on your name at first I thought it said whorethechiefs

Then I thought hey that's a great idea to get extra cash flow without raising parking prices

I'd think all of that extra cash flow would be spent on prophylactics, lube, and STD screening, so parking would go up even more

Pretty sure that goes both ways...

ROFL

You joined a week before me, and have like 6000 more posts than I do. I tend to go for quality not quantity. But my quality isn't there though.

I'd like to think I'm high on both of those, but we all know the reality.....:p

n00b central in here. Welcome aboard. Iowanian being hospitable is still freaking me out, though.

Hello.

Lucky Pierre is the new Circle Jerk.

Hello all!

Well, I can't say I'm exactly a n00b in here, but I don't post much, after my first post drew me more flames than are in a house fire! I'm the ChiefsFanInSeattle (well, Bremerton actually, but who cares) and I did the gameday chat room for most of the season last year since the CP server couldn't hold up under the pressure of both posts and the chat. Beyond that, I grew up a chiefs fan, suffered thru the Ganz years (4-11, 4-11-1 in 87/88), loved watching Okoye running the martyball offense. I missed most of the DV years since I had moved up here, but am still a big fan.

Oh yah, and I think all of you are assholes! ROFL J/K

Maybe you should just pay better attention.


Welcome noobs. Enjoy your coupon for 1 free one.

:harumph: I never got a coupon..

If you're ever in Everett let me know, we'll watch the Chiefs at me favorite sports bar Baxters.

Neither did I, but that's ok. Sometimes ya just gotta learn the hard way.

no way, he owes us..

Are you in Bremerton for the Navy? I did 3 years there on the USS Nimitz once upon a time.

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Nope. My ex-fiance grew up here - *she* was the navy brat and drug me out here - after we split up I just never really left.

Consider this your cashed coupon, there is an opening here that would be like swinging from the fence from second base.

ROFL I knew you couldn't do it..

Ok.

I'm sorry, I was never big on Bremerton, ship yards don't make for good neighbors. I had and apt. in Port Orchard though, I liked it pretty well. Welcome aboard. :)

With the new season a 1/4th of the way done, we have some new posters as of late. Don't be shy, introduce yourself, tell us about you and take in the Chiefsplanet experience.

It's a trick run for your lives

Didn't know this thread existed till it hit the front page. So I'm a chiefs fan from New York City. I've been asked since I was about 12 as to why am I"m a chiefs fan. The answer always (like many other out of state fans I think) is that Montana was my idol and I followed him over to the Chiefs and then later moved my devotion to DT.

I didnt get to see them live till I went to college in Florida and caught them against tampa three years ago. It was a high scoring exciting game that we barely lost, lots of Chiefs fans there. I think its always cool when I wear any Chiefs gear and random people scream Chiefs at me on the street(happened like 10 times). I repped them at the draft this year and hopefully will next year too. I also plan on getting tickets for this years jets game with my boy whos a jets fan. He says he'll look out for me. Dunno if I'm a wear my TG jersey there :o.

Skip is lurking in the bushes
of course at his age
lurk is all he can do

Welcome to the planet Mr. MaxFects!

Blue.. you are correct.. he has E.D so it is just lurking.

Do I sense the possiblity of a planet party at your place some distant future draft day so that "chiefs presence" can significately increase? Or did I just forget to change my socks again.....

Hey, welcome to the planet, have fun and enjoy the ride.


-guilty of following M. Allen over-