Not to worry, I'm sure she'll be back.

Just read this thread and remember the lesson kids:

Never bring your f**king gf or bf over here. This place isn't for them.

You can write with your dick? I wouldn't insult that. I think it's impressive.

Mine's a ventriliquist but all it can make the dummy say is "oooohhh", "aaaahhh", and "it's soooo big, take it easy."

I can write my name in the snow when I pee, does that count?

Are you calling your wife a dummy, or are you saying you actually fuck wooden puppets?

I suppose if I jammed a pencil into my peehole, I could probably write legible enough my swinging it too and fro....but If I tried to type, I'm sure it would look like a garbled mess, since the computer wouldn't know what to do if you hit 9 buttons on the keyboard at the same time.

Only if your name is Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo, Jr.

It does if you can do it without the use of your hands.

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

ROFL

Rep.

You're supposed to be here scrubbing my bathroom floor.

UGH! Oh well, guess I need to get to all that myself.

Close, its Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo the 3rd

You mean you can't??


I thought most people could. I guess I'm special

I didn't know you COULD use your hands? I mean isn't that hard on your elbows? :shrug:

WTF is going on here???? Man I miss all the good stuff. :banghead:

Apparently some people use their hands. I guess we are just well endowed.

It's hard work avoiding you. We even had to install cameras in your house.

Damn right I am.

It creates for a plethora of instant buddy's; you can put everyone who posts on the Planet in it and think to yourself: "Just look how popular I am". :D

It hasn't worked for you though, has it?

Alas, I have no buddys. :deevee:

Online, I am a quiet church mouth with a pencil dick.

ROFL:clap:

Not to mention, she was the first to bring meth into the thread by accusing Missourians of all being meth heads.

Yep slept in on a Sat. that is rare. I was supposed to go to the Kentucky Derby, but everyone backed out. But this thread is more exciting.

I was hoping you'd see that. ROFL

How do you like the thread so far?

What did you do?

Is it just me, or is Katipan starting to sound like Delt?

You forget, I know where all the cameras are. It was my job. Ganging up on that poor girl. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. :)

My wife has tried watching me post on this board for the last couple of days because she says I don't spend enough time with her. Now she says that you don't spend enough time with your wife either. Good job on being named co asshole of the year with me.

ROFL I almost forgot, that is why I came to this thread.

We hardly ever hear from Delt anymore. I think she keeps him locked in a box in the basement. Hopefully Zed will be over soon to let him out. ROFL

meth

kidding

ROFL

My wife is glad I finally found an outlet for this type of behavior.

It reminds me of the big reeruned kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up.

We called him EMHO-Early morning hard on.

He walked around with his lunchbox, his underwear hanging out the back of his pants, and a boner. He was like 23-never been laid, and played with himself all day in public while he sung church hymes.

Kids would make fun of him, but he always came back for more.

Do you help her clean? Cuz you sure are slacking at my place.

LOL
How true, he post a few times-then its "Back in the box Gimp"

You play with yourself all day. You're just too embarrassed to do it in public. :p

I have a short memory....


umm I fogot what I was going to say...

Oh yeah, what did you do?

I have a basket of laundry folded, one in the dryer ready to come out, and a final one in the washer.

I'll be in deep s**t for doing that when she gets home, however.

just disrespected one of the ladies here on the board...pissed of a Mod..just the usual

No, it's just that we can't see his hardon through shorts.

that's only because you keep your eyes closed when you smoke it...

meth is really no joking matter...

speed kills...

really...

My friend has a proverb he lives by, "never wake up a dummy."

Whites no longer white?

Just read about the first 200 posts, it is entertaining, even today.

bah, intelligent information is overrated...

NO no, you missed my point. I think Delt has logged in under the Katipan name while she wasn't looking.

ROFL no schit, I hate waiting on Meth heads with a lot of questions.

Goes something like this:

"What is that?"; Umm, its a..

What does it eat?; It eats lots of...

How much does it cost? ;

It costs 4 dol...

I want 3! to go bitch. Im in a bit of a hurry!

No, the clothes are fine in every way discernable by a male. Somehow, though, I'm sure her super-woman vision will see advanced deterioration in the threads or some other such crap.

They'll be wrinkled. Men never see wrinkles in clothes.

When men help with women's work...it just seems to come out wrong.
Doesn't it? :D

I ask again: marry me.

I suppose throwing them in a basket, and folding them two days later is a bad idea?

Key words here....Yep! He did it wrong.

:thumb: Yep!

My brother does laundry that way. If it's a dirty article of clothing, it's going in the washer until the washer if full, regardless of color/material. Odd thing is, my sister-in-law is the same way. My mom goes over to babysit three days a week. Thanks goodness she knows how (I hope she does, as she's the one who taught me).

Unless you like ironing. I don't think I know anyone who likes ironing. It's so much easier, and takes less time, if you just fold them as you get them out of the dryer.

Men. :rolleyes:

:p

Really, why would he do that?

You could at least throw them in a more orderly manner so they didn't
need sending out to a dry cleaner's machines to take out later. :eek:

I just realized I sound like my mother. :deevee:

So who will be watching the Derby today??


And although I think the race is cool, do we really need 6 hours of prerace on ESPN when all they are doing is interviewing celebs?

Is that all, Simplex does that everyday.

I though maybe you posted a pic holding a bag of shit like Matrix.

Yeah...but they don't even fold them right either.
Just hang 'em up in the laundry room. Let us do the rest....or better yet don't touch 'em.

Division of labor is not only more efficient it leads to better quality.

Exactly, thats why its called womens work.

You asked before? :hmmm:



ROFL

After drinking and whoring all night, I usually don't have any money left for meth.

So true. I'll let them vacuum and dust. But even in dusting, I'm sure they don't move everything to dust underneath stuff. And they probably won't get under the coffee table when vacuuming, either.

What CAN men do right?

I know! Take out the trash.

Only when the man fully supports the woman is it "women's work."

If both work...both have to share.
It just seems to me, that such skills, have been biologically engrained to suit most women more...imo.

Excellent post! I think y'all here call this pos rep right?

True...they EXCEL at taking out trash! ROFL

Why would you need to dust underneath stuff?

You really need to quit dating boys.

we can also fix the garage door after you catch the track while trying to back the car out

No s**t. Why put stuff out if it isn't going to keep dust off of surfaces.

I hear Badgirl is into girls

Damn, I had to do that just a few months ago. For the second time.

i made mine park the damn car outside for two months...she wasnt happy about having to scrape windows in her good clothes before work

That was my thought exactly when my mom used to make me do that when dusting. Now, I think it's just engrained in me.

Lesbian bikers with the herp wearing huge strapons. Christ, how many times will we have to go over this?