Does anyone get blueballs humor? If so please explain.

let's make this thread about Luv again
gochiefs tried to derail it and make it his
I dont care to travel that route

It will come full circle
When I meet luv on OKCupid.
And bed her fine ass.

She's out of your league.

Ya know, I've laughed at two of his posts tonight. Maybe I need meds.

rep

Lunch heck, sounds more like a munch. I guess Ph0bia is to blame..........

That doesn't mean
I can't drop
A bed on her

Hell, if grape Gatorade worked for Moooo,
"Purple Passion" and BC gold oughttta do the trick for you. ;)

Moooo's new screen name....is crooning...

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Tonight really sucks on the Planet without Luv. I hope she's getting lucky again and again and again.

If they are still eating lunch, they deserve what they get........... :)

the guy turned out to be a creep-thats my guess

I've been thinking the same thing... I've never ever trusted anyone on a site to actually turn out to be who they say they are or even look like...

I think she's too sore to walk to the computer.....

Hey creepy dude, please drag a keyboard over to the bed. We want to see how you performed.

Oh even for you Phil this may be a new standard.:D

I must admit I'm jealous.
My sobriety thread took almost two weeks to hit 1000 views.
This thread got 4000 in 24 hours.
Well, I guess 60 minutes is not as interesting to watch as a scary police videos.

If certain things fall into place when she gives details --- this could end up in the classics...

exactly bro-everyone is perfect and beautiful on the net- I know I am-lol

ROFL now thats funny

How many houses have you actually painted for internet chicks?

Maybe we should've sent a WPI reporter to cover this event.

And soooo wrong.

lol I just helped my "friend" with her house

we are still friends and she invited me to lunch last week-so you never know-lol

Who paid for lunch?

Its not the houses you worry about painting..........

Just got home from work. Did luv get any?

She's missing.. so.. probably.

No. They've been making out for 12 hours though. She has to wait until tomorrow. Respect, ya know?

we haven't went yet

Does she count before and after midnight as 1 or 2?

Heh

So, do you subscribe to the theory that the inviter buys or will you pay anything clinging to hope?

I bet he is still shopping for grape Gatorade. They are sold out in SPF and they had plenty in Chicago.

Damn it Carl!

Who the hell is Phobia's nut2?

That's my other son.

Used to go by Smed until his mother broke the tragic news to him.

I want a name change. :(

I probably would pay. I've always been a sucker for an attractive woman.

I've been "played" much more than I've "played".

Yeah, just saw the other thread. Nothing like good ole fashioned mod abuse.

She's definitely gettin some right now.

I need a loan!

You're screwed now.

I can probably loan you some tools, son.

I been called worse....

Besides, I am older than you?

yeah there is always hope-lol

just need a few things to work out and I will be in the big leagues then

I had some samples taken when I was a fetus. I know it seems preposterous.

I do not know which is more pathetic.... My daughters sex life or you weirdo's

It's definitely us. No doubt about that.

I wish you hadn't seen this silly thread, for the record. I hope it's not painful.

What he said.

It's all meant in jest, Papa.

(Shit!)

papasmurf, you've been around long enough to know how this thread was going to turn out. BTW, have you heard from her?

only to the point that I have a daughter that old. Shit when do I retire?

No but it isn't time for sunday BQ yet

I don't know when you retire but you sure retired this thread. Heh. Nothing like the old man showing up when you're hazing his daughter about her sex life. *gulp*

1:10 am? There's been plenty of gulping at this stage i'd imagine

ROFL

Oh shit, that was good. ROFL

Heheh, Phob's gonna love you for bringing that back up, now that dad's here.

lol thats what I was thinking

Yeah, I've made a few less than flattering posts in this thread that I certainly wouldn't have said aloud with her dad in the room. Heh.

My day is coming faster than I'd like to admit. At least she's 30. Mine are 15, 14, 4, and -7.5 months.

It's all in good fun...that one just made me laugh out loud so loud, I almost woke up the other half. heh.

-7.5 You a having another? Congrats

Okay, now that Papa has logged off and Luv isn't coming back to share the details, our only remaining option is to attempt to recreate the day through conjecture.

Luv: Hello, my name is Luv.
CD: Hi, my name is Creepy Dude (humps her leg). Shall we dine, my dear?
Waitress: Hi, welcome to Denny's, can I take your order?
CD: We just got here, can we have a minute to look over our menus?
Waitress: Well, I have 39 tables. It may be 45 minutes before I'm back.....
Luv: I think I'm just gonna have the Chef Salad.
CD: I'll have a Chef Salad as well and a Mushroom Swiss Burger.
Luv: I'd like to add a Mushroom Swiss Burger too, please.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: No, I've always wanted to try your Fish Fillet and Super Bird..... and chili fries also.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: Do you think we should get an appetizer, Creepy Dude?

That's mean.

Damn

and funny.

I know. He's gotta pay.

she is probably in Vegas getting married.

You morons are supposed to pick up where the story left off. This is audience participation.

Quick, somebody order a diet coke.

ROFL

You're on fire dude! ROFL

I'm not very creative when I'm drunk. Or, you know, ever.

haha, Phobia and his posts. Then pops showing up. Wow.

YOu know what these forums need? a section to put certain threads there. Call it the Hall of fame. Where great threads go to rest.

Phobia's nut2 older than Phobia?

How the hell does that work?

she left him at Denny's with a case
of blueballs so bad he couldn't walk upright
she on the other hand danced to the car

He wishes.

He's married

Time travel.

Damn, where is luv?! We need some updates!

When you have a son, you have to worry about what he's going to do with his d**k.


When you have a daughter you have to worry about what every boy in the world is going to do with his d**k.

Oh man, this thread just got it's 2nd burst.

I had no idea she was smurfs daughter. :eek: Between this and all of Phobias man juice floating around out there, half this board may be related.

ROFL