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Bwana 09-08-2009 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6046796)
OK, in all fairness, that may be true to that which you can detect, sure, but to say @ least 3 or 4 posters can't join covertly, is just nonsense.

So who is your second account SR?

SAUTO 09-08-2009 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6046785)
I actually considered installing an add-on that would keep track of your total TIME spent on the Planet. I'm afraid it would be pretty depressing, though.

PLEASE DONT DO THAT, PLEASE:D

SAUTO 09-08-2009 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046817)
So who is your second account SR?

beat you to it.:p

Simply Red 09-08-2009 06:50 PM

WHAT THE ****'S GOIN' ON IN HERE? / bi_polar

SAUTO 09-08-2009 06:50 PM

oh and red I CAN SPELL, and i almost never put lol. only when the smilies dont have the big smile available

Bwana 09-08-2009 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046820)
beat you to it.:p

Indeed! :thumb:

SAUTO 09-08-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046825)
Indeed! :thumb:

he just made it so ****ing obvious.

DaFace 09-08-2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6046836)
It's Mr. Kotter.

ROFL...now HE is a different story. He has a ton of them, but he only breaks them out once in a blue moon (and usually to be funny).

JOhn 09-08-2009 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046828)
he just made it so ****ing obvious.

Apparently I'm clueless as always :banghead:

SAUTO 09-08-2009 06:58 PM

hey bwana you heard of them there explosive "targets"? we had us a little shoot em up sunday and my buddy had a case of these ****ers. WOW.

Bwana 09-08-2009 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6046842)
ROFL...now HE is a different story. He has a ton of them, but he only breaks them out once in a blue moon (and usually to be funny).

Let me guess, ROR and Pioli.

Donger 09-08-2009 07:00 PM

Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046847)
hey bwana you heard of them there explosive "targets"? we had us a little shoot em up sunday and my buddy had a case of these ****ers. WOW.

I have some in my shop. They are a blast. (no pun intended)

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046847)
hey bwana you heard of them there explosive "targets"? we had us a little shoot em up sunday and my buddy had a case of these ****ers. WOW.

Tanner-rite?

:thumb:

Simply Red 09-08-2009 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6046842)
ROFL...now HE is a different story. He has a ton of them, but he only breaks them out once in a blue moon (and usually to be funny).

wait, I try to be funny w/ him, tooo. wtf? Seriously, YOU created bi_polar, it was that one comment back in 1994 about my being bi polar IRL, and that had 'call for action' written all over it, I, too, use bipolar for laughs and to be utterly ridiculous. -although- I'll admit, I did call Ari Chiefs a fatass in the CP biggest loser thread, BUT, BUT, that's about all i did, that and neg rep Dottefan. I don't bring him out much, he stays in the background, mostly. Hell, most of my closer friends on here know this and know about him.

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046850)
Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

I never heard of "bi-polar" So who is the second dupe Miss cleo?

Simply Red 09-08-2009 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046849)
Let me guess, ROR and Pioli.

wild1

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046850)
Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

No, but then again i have a hard time with names to begin with

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6046858)
wild1

and............laz?

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046852)
I have some in my shop. They are a blast. (no pun intended)

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046853)
Tanner-rite?

:thumb:

yep, we blew the shit out of a PU, this time. wow i'll have to get the video and TRY to upload it. we put 3 together and blew the a pillar and door 10 feet away, put 4 together and raised the trucks passenger side off the ground. like i said WOW. oh and we shot about 2000 rounds out of various guns. ak, ar15, 30-06, 270, 243, and many more

Gadzooks 09-08-2009 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046850)
Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

I knew that, and I'm a n00b.

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046862)
yep, we blew the shit out of a PU, this time. wow i'll have to get the video and TRY to upload it. we put 3 together and blew the a pillar and door 10 feet away, put 4 together and raised the trucks passenger side off the ground. like i said WOW. oh and we shot about 2000 rounds out of various guns. ak, ar15, 30-06, 270, 243, and many more

My boss went out a blew a car up a while back. It's on youtube, see if I can find it.

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046862)
yep, we blew the shit out of a PU, this time. wow i'll have to get the video and TRY to upload it. we put 3 together and blew the a pillar and door 10 feet away, put 4 together and raised the trucks passenger side off the ground. like i said WOW. oh and we shot about 2000 rounds out of various guns. ak, ar15, 30-06, 270, 243, and many more

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! :thumb:

Donger 09-08-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046855)
I never heard of "bi-polar" So who is the second dupe Miss cleo?

I don't understand this post.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6046842)
ROFL...now HE is a different story. He has a ton of them, but he only breaks them out once in a blue moon (and usually to be funny).

I will give you all of my casino cash for that list.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046868)
My boss went out a blew a car up a while back. It's on youtube, see if I can find it.

man, we put about 12 of em in various places and pretty much demolished the thing at different times

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046870)
I don't understand this post.

Who is the other person posting with two accounts......Miss Cleo.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046861)
and............laz?

you think wild1 is laz? nah, it's kotter, or maybe kotter is laz, OMG STOPPPPPP!

DaFace 09-08-2009 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6046858)
wild1

Nope.

Donger 09-08-2009 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 6046875)
Who is the other person posting with two accounts......Miss Cleo.

I don't know who "Miss Cleo" is.

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046874)
man, we put about 12 of em in various places and pretty much demolished the thing at different times

Blew the whole thing up at once, nothing but axles basically :evil:

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:10 PM

we put one on the bed side and the whole side was in about 15 inches with a hole a 170 lb guy could crawl through. so yeah 3 took out the dash steering column a pillar rf fender the rf door. the cougar we blew up last time lost a decklid. it is still in a tree about 30 feet away and 20 feet up

milkman 09-08-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046850)
Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

Given that I didn't know there was a "bi-polar", the answer would be that I didn't.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046879)
Blew the whole thing up at once, nothing but axles basically :evil:

how many bags did THAT take? before we blew up a jeep cherokee, it ended up catching fire and burning to the ground

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046878)
I don't know who "Miss Cleo" is.

Seriously? Do you own a TV?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vUctDAnYyz.../miss_cleo.jpg

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:13 PM

found it

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1r1q5CqhBCc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1r1q5CqhBCc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Dude taking the shot Is my GM. I'm there but only catch a brief glimpse of me.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046890)
found it

[IMG]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1r1q5CqhBCc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1r1q5CqhBCc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/IMG]

DAMMIT, i have a problem and cant see vids, i'll pm you my e mail can you send it there?

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046892)
DAMMIT, i have a problem and cant see vids, i'll pm you my e mail can you send it there?

email sent

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046901)
email sent

thanks. i'll go check it out

Gadzooks 09-08-2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046901)
email sent

Are you the guy with the helmet?

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 6046906)
Are you the guy with the helmet?

ROFL nope, that's a woman, my bosses mom.

Gadzooks 09-08-2009 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046911)
ROFL nope, that's a woman, my bosses mom.

Excuse me. My deepest apologies.

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 6046913)
Excuse me. My deepest apologies.

Np, she's a bitch anyway....:thumb:

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046911)
ROFL nope, that's a woman, my bosses mom.

john dont you have a child with disabilities? if so have you ever thought/heard about HBOT?

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046920)
john dont you haev a child with disabilities? if so have you ever thought/heard about HBOT?

yea, my youngest daughter & oldest son both have seizure disorders, as their primary diagnosis

Not sure what that is? :shake:

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046923)
:shake:

Not sure what that is?

hyperbaric oxygen therapy, we heard about it from a doctor. a guy in fla does it for families with disabilities for FREE. my wife and daughter went there for a month and 40 treatments. we saw such a difference we bought one. she has progressed a ton since she has been getting the treatments for the last 5 months at home. the chamber and O2 concentrator were expensive but i didnt really care if it would help her out. one day i hope she is able to say mommy. mom deserves it.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:37 PM

you can also see alot about it on youtube (thats what made me think of it i've actually been meaning to say something about it to you for a while) just type in HBOT therapy. try to find the one with a teen who had a brain trauma and was kicked out of physical therapy for not progressing.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:38 PM

oh and thats the good thing about the guy in FLA, you get to see the change BEFORE spending BIG BUCKS on a chamber

Gonzo 09-08-2009 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6046317)
I (we) would like to thank all of you for all the kind words..lol..this is really been entertaining for me( us) I (we) would like to thank you all for the neg reps and the great post, you guys have really proven that some take this way to serious...oh well, at least it wasnt real life.....you know that world outside of your computers lol...

Outta rep... Sorry Skip.

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6046470)
You interrupted a nice beer thread with this shit again? You are an uneducated, personality-less attention whore. You speak of "real life"? Most of the people here seem pretty cool to meet, hang out and have a beer with; you, on the other hand, I wouldn't piss on if you were on fire. You have the sophomoric humor level of a six-year-old, which is actually an insult to many six-year-olds. If you and your so-called "real life circle of friends" actually sit around and yuck it up about you misspelling and annoying people on an Internet thread, you're the one who needs to turn off his computer and get outdoors. I suggest you all pool your lunch money and rent a prostitute so you can all get laid for the first time--that is, if you don't jizz all over yourself in a panic trying to wiggle the little worm out of your pants. You're not funny, you're not interesting, you bring nothing to the table, and I'm putting you on Ignore but it's actually an insult to my Ignore list. I've left things floating in the bowl that have more personality than you. I doubt anyone here actually gives a shit what you think, say, or do, and have only tolerated you in this thread because they're too bored with you to bring their full attention to bear. You are a great example of why abortion should never be outlawed. You are a waste of oxygen. You make me wish the Germans had won at Pearl Harbor. If I had to choose between shooting you or Osama Bin Laden, I'd have to give it some thought... and then I'd line you both up and use a high caliber, but I'm not sure who I'd put in front for the 100% guaranteed take-down. You are the reason Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian. F**k off. AIDS tree antifreeze fire, lather, rinse, repeat. Now post another one of your "hilarious" resposes to this, which thankfully I'll never see.

Probably the funniest n00b post I've ever read. Picked up on the lexicon fairly quickly, didn't you?

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6046710)
I've had that happen. I try running through the late 70's Red Sox lineup to take my mind off things so I last longer. Rice, Fisk, Burleson, Hobson, Yastremzki, Remy, Evans... When I get to the pitching staff, right about Luis Tiant, I pop a nut anyway. I'm never sure if it's a timing thing, or the thought of Tiant's porn 'stache. Or the thought of Luis Tiant. God, I hope that's not it...

N00b of the year consideration here please...

ROFL

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046933)
hyperbaric oxygen therapy, we heard about it from a doctor. a guy in fla does it for families with disabilities for FREE. my wife and daughter went there for a month and 40 treatments. we saw such a difference we bought one. she has progressed a ton since she has been getting the treatments for the last 5 months at home. the chamber and O2 concentrator were expensive but i didnt really care if it would help her out. one day i hope she is able to say mommy. mom deserves it.

I understand, anything is worth the expense. They both have a rare genetic disorder called peridoxyine (B-6)dependent seizures. Unfortunately my daughter suffered a 50+ hr seizure before they were able to control it & treat it. She had a severe stroke & damage. She does say "mama" once in while. She lives with a FT Respite provider since I'm a single parent now and unable to do it myself. Luckily my son only has mild ADHD and speech delay because of it.

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046945)
I understand, anything is worth the expense. They both have a rare genetic disorder called peridoxyine (B-6)dependent seizures. Unfortunately my daughter suffered a 50+ hr seizure before they were able to control it & treat i. She had a sever stroke & damage. She does say "mama" once in while. She lives with a FT Respite provider since I'm a single parent now and unable to do it myself. Luckily my son only has mild ADHD and speech delay because of it.

our daughter has polymicrogyria it affects the output side of her brain. it's too many and too small of folds in her brain, she also has numerous other disabilities. feeding tube, cath, etc... we also have nurses who take care of her while we work daily. she also suffers from constant non-clinical seizures

SAUTO 09-08-2009 07:46 PM

hey jOhn i've gotta go but if you look it up and have ANY question feel free to pm or even e mail me, momma checks the e-mails daily and she could probably answer some better than i

Bwana 09-08-2009 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6046943)
Outta rep... Sorry Skip.



Probably the funniest n00b post I've ever read. Picked up on the lexicon fairly quickly, didn't you?



N00b of the year consideration here please...

ROFL

I agree, great new n00b. :thumb: I had to rep him up myself.

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 6046956)
hey jOhn i've gotta go but if you look it up and have ANY question feel free to pm or even e mail me, momma checks the e-mails daily and she could probably answer some better than i

sent u a PM

Simply Red 09-08-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6046963)
sent u a PM

will you send me one? I'm an attention whore.

Thx.

JOhn 09-08-2009 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6046966)
will you send me one? I'm an attention whore.

Thx.

:thumb:

Simply Red 09-08-2009 08:00 PM

thx, I needed that.

JOhn 09-08-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6047014)
thx, I needed that.

ALways HAppy to help




DAmn sticky keyboard.
:banghead:

RJ 09-08-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6047197)
ALways HAppy to help




DAmn sticky keyboard.
:banghead:


Maybe you should cut down on the porn.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6047361)
Maybe you should cut down on the porn.

:shake:

Bugeater 09-08-2009 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6046943)
Outta rep... Sorry Skip.



Probably the funniest n00b post I've ever read. Picked up on the lexicon fairly quickly, didn't you?



N00b of the year consideration here please...

ROFL

Yep, he definitely has the inside track IMO. I feel bad because IIRC I gave him a bunch of neg rep early on for really no reason at all.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6047402)
Yep, he definitely has the inside track IMO. I feel bad because IIRC I gave him a bunch of neg rep early on for really no reason at all.

i would like a little credit here, I recognized his talent months ago and he'll tell you, so, thank you for my EARLY observation, and yes, my dad can beat up you'alls dad.

JOhn 09-08-2009 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6047361)
Maybe you should cut down on the porn.

Naw, cheaper than a GF ROFL

JD10367 09-08-2009 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6047402)
Yep, he definitely has the inside track IMO. I feel bad because IIRC I gave him a bunch of neg rep early on for really no reason at all.

You bastard. I remember. My pillow was wet with tears that night.

Bugeater 09-08-2009 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6047480)
You bastard. I remember. My pillow was wet with tears that night.

Just so you know, it hurt me more than it hurt you.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6047480)
You bastard. I remember. My pillow was wet with tears that night.

acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

JD10367 09-08-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6047501)
Just so you know, it hurt me more than it hurt you.

Yeah, I've heard that before. Usually right after my asshole was burning.

JD10367 09-08-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6047514)
acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

Jesus, okay, okay, you recognized it first. Man, for a minute I mistook you for my dominatrix. "A thousand pardons, Mistress Darkspank! Please, whip me again... er, I meant, please, 'don't' whip me again!"

Bugeater 09-08-2009 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6047514)
acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6047525)
What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

damned man, I don't have time to fight over the internet. Really.

Simply Red 09-08-2009 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6047522)
Jesus, okay, okay, you recognized it first. Man, for a minute I mistook you for my dominatrix. "A thousand pardons, Mistress Darkspank! Please, whip me again... er, I meant, please, 'don't' whip me again!"

Have you got a pair hd vision ultras yet?

JOhn 09-08-2009 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6047525)
What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

:clap:

Which got me to thinking, I have had a few in the past. Some I triumphed over, came to a truce with, and a few I lost too. :doh!:

crazycoffey 09-08-2009 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6047534)
damned man, I don't have time to fight over the internet. Really.

I'm your huckleberry.....

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-09-2009 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6046850)
Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

It took me a whole two seconds upon bi-polar's first emergence to figure that Great Riddle of the Sphinx out.:rolleyes:

Okay, I'll come clean; I'm Zach's dupe.

JOhn 09-09-2009 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6047721)
It took me a whole two seconds upon bi-polar's first emergence to figure that Great Riddle of the Sphinx out.:rolleyes:

Okay, I'll come clean; I'm Zach's dupe.

ROFL

King_Chief_Fan 09-09-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6040066)
Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

lots of wise guys and smart asses and know it alls on the board....tell them to kiss your ass, you can say what you want when you want

BY1401 09-09-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan (Post 6040533)
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

I just farted on your post.

FishingRod 09-09-2009 09:39 AM

Maroon, icehole, and fargin bastige are also proper.

JOhn 09-09-2009 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BY1401 (Post 6048092)
I just farted on your post.

You know you're a n00b, when other n00bs disrespect you ROFL

JD10367 09-09-2009 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 6048520)
You know you're a n00b, when other n00bs disrespect you ROFL

Like me, BY is a n00b who isn't really a n00b. I've seen him around the Interwebthingy. He looks like Kevin Youkilis and likes to sit naked on leather hotel chairs, and the rest I'll let him volunteer.


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