P.S. I have no doubts that Dane is a wealthy man.

I just don't give a shit.

If he truly doesn't understand something like "I bet you a million dollars" is not a real ****ing bet...then he's the only one on this site and he makes enough money where Kyle shouldn't have to be asking for donations...ever.

LIAR! LIAR!!

Since the mods make you pay on your bets ladies wanna bet if the Chiefs lose next week you gotta send me newdz?

Post a pic of yourself, loud mouth..lmao..I bet you have a small penis

You'd better pay up when he doesn't, bitch.

1 million dollars

damn I forgot the bet

wanna make a bet that this thread doesnt get into the hall of fame? If I lose, Hootie gets banned for life from Chiefsplanet and has to clean the toilet at Warpaint Illustrated (word is that Nick has to sit to piss)...If you win Hootie gets an Ip ban.

perv :)

Hopefully? Hell, just act like you're a high powered exec with Warner Brothers, and I'll bust out my Fez voice. She'll take us both to Vegas for the weekend!

LMAO I so rarely see this posted, but who hasn't thought it after reading some of the posts around here?

Sorry if I lowered the level of discourse.

<---has a small penis and is not intimidated by this thread

better yet, just ask luv out...then you'll just have to FAFAFI

Any way you could get me in on the action? Going to Vegas, that is.

Seems like a generational thing to me.

I'd say most thirty-somethings and older believe that "I'll bet you...." means it's a real ****ing bet, because a man's word means something to us.

If a man says, "I'll bet you" followed by anything, it's a bet. And bets are honored.

Not all, but a large part of your generation could give two shits.

JMHO.

Here's the thing about that.

Based on my own, personal experience as a lion tamer, astronaut, and international playboy, guys who actually have a million dollars in liquid assets, would never, ever bet a million dollars. It's one of the reasons they have a million dollars.

FAX

Change the toilet part to fellating the gang of 16 and you're on! He'd totally do it too. Just ask him.

Sounds like a plan.... lol

I bet you a million dollars that I never post a pic of myself on this board that contains my exposed penis.

This means. Rich people didn't get rich by being ****ING STUPID.

On the internet? Seriously? I am 38, a grown man. I work with millionaires on a daily basis at work and that has to be one of the dumbest comments I have ever heard.

Do you like the thought of partying with a high powered exec from Warner Brothers and Fez in Vegas, along with a semi-coherent (presumably) Lindsay Lohan? If so, you are MORE than welcome to jump in.

LOL! I said post a pic of yourslef, not your penis. and I only assumed by your actions in this thread that your penis is small :(

There are plenty of guys who got rich by being ****ing stupid and having a mean jump shot.

If a friend of yours says "I'll bet you $5 that...", that's one thing. If some person you'll never meet on a football message board says "I'll bet you $1,000,000 that...", that's another thing entirely.

I stand corrected.

Once again, you just don't get it. I'm married, and 46 years old. Have been for almost 14 years. I have 3 kids. I'm a fairly well-traveled technical trainer who has worked for Microsoft, Compaq/HP, and IBM. I've taught in North America, Europe and Asia. Yeah, I'm big. I was a D1 athlete that blew out both his knees and I have a heart condition from over-training. Training for my sport will do that.

You are cordially invited to kiss my ass.

Hilarious.

You're a ****ing moron.

To even argue this...you're just a ****ing moron.

"I bet you a million dollars I can't get that girls number over there!"

ROFL

Just a ****ing moron...

Dane's calling...he needs his fluffing.

So, your integrity stops at the door leading to the ****ing internet?

Wouldn't shock me if you said yes, it seems it's the case with many people.

No accountability, hide behind a keyboard.

Personally, my integrity doesn't waver based on whether I'm speaking directly to someone or typing, but that's just me.

And you know as well as anyone that I share maybe 1/100th of 1 percent of what goes on in my life on a daily basis.

I'll admit it: Getting caught up in another Hootie thread was my lack of better judgment.

Every once in a while, for some unknown reason, I try to reason with Hootie. Try to act as a mentor.

My "I'll bet you a million" remarks were intended to make him think. Of course, they didn't. They just spurred a barrage of insults, which happens quite frequently when engaging Hootie.

It's really a shame. Once he's out of college, life is going to kick his ****ing ass because to date, he's lived an inconsequential life with absolutely no consequences for his actions (many of which are not only despicable but very illegal).

I sure hope so because there is WAAAY too many douchebags on the internet.

Thank God somebody is the voice of reason. Anybody who expects strangers on the internet to make good on their outlandish promises has probably sent a lot of money to Nigerians.

ROFL

Obviously, you're just going to the wrong places on the internets.

No, it's not.

But you don't get that, because you're ****ing dumb enough to actually say something that ****ing stupid, because you're hiding behind a keyboard.

So that spot you reserved for me on the next space shuttle was bogus too?:(

It wasn't a Hootie thread at all, really....

Hootie is the master at pushing peoples buttons..lol..I'll give him that

I guess the theme of this thread is: discussion about insufferable douchebags. How did it get to the point where people are talking shit on Dane? That's baffling.

unicornsandrainbows4all.com ?

Shut the **** up, Stalker

I think he's talking about yesterday's (or whenever it was) Manning vs Brady thread.

Your post:

The part about the personal life of some dude on a message board that interests me:

Maybe people shouldn't make outlandish promises they have no intentions of keeping.

Why am I not shocked to see some of you having this aversion to integrity?

LMAO

Dane the one upper...

Yeah I'm a rapist...I rape my ex-girlfriend who texts me all the time to have sex with her and sometimes we're both drunk OMG...I bet she feels really violated when I rape her every week.

Until Hootie became involved.

GoChiefs and Hootie have the unique gift of turning each and every thread, regardless of its original premise, to be about themselves.

To get this all back on topic, how many daughters are you offering?

There's a Nigerian prince I'd like you to meet.

It's the magic of ChiefsPlanet. Go into the funhouse with one topic, and come out the other side with 6 completely seperate and thriving topics!

The answer lies in quantum mechanics, methinks.

Theres alot of posters on this thread that need to have their wives/girlfriends give them some sort of sexual release...too much tension.

I didn't do shit...

Hamas lumped me in with this shit like people have wrongly done for three years...

I made a "I bet you a million dollars" bet with NO ONE...and somehow these dumb ****s who are billionaire geniuses don't get it.

I never said shit about my integrity. I am the same here as I am in real life unlike many people here. Thing is I am not stupid enough to believe if a person on the internet bets me $1MM I think it is real.

I am not buying that if a person on the street bets me that. Good lord, $1MM bets in Vegas are rare so to compare it to internet trash talk is ****ing reeruned.

You have to be smart enough to understand BS and reality. This is a message board. To compare reality to this is stupid more then 50% of the time.

I would be more than happy to discuss my differences with people here in person over a beer. Chances are they would be more different in person than I would.

Dane started talking about how he has millions of dollars and that anyone who makes a tongue in cheek comment about how they would bet a million dollars that...had better be able to back it up.

Not going to to read through this thread, but I followed the thread in which the bet was initially made, and if RoR is not going to honor that bet, then doomy is right, RoR is a spineless, nutless, bet welching coward.

I gotta take a shit..I'll be back in 5 minutes

Yeah Dane, I turned this thread about me.

**** you.

RoR made a bet on an internet message board, with internet message board things at stake.

He pushed the issue... he was the instigator, and he lost his own bet.

He should now live up to the terms of the bet... terms HE SET himself.

Anything else we're talking about is bs... but it's entertaining... so carry on...

I have no aversion to integrity. I simply recognize an obvious tongue in cheek comment when I see it and don't take it literally.

They're 11 & almost 13. Would you like the FBI looking into your internet activities?

Um, no.

NEVER, ANYWHERE did I state that I have "millions of dollars".

Get the **** out, STALKER!

Yeah, you did, but that's beside the point.

What are you talking about?

Can anyone tell me what the hell milkman is talking about?

Link it or shut the **** up.

FTR, I'm really bummed that ROR didn't win the bet.

It would have been nice not to see your ****ing stupid avatar and all the bullshit you spew around here, ever again.

Too bad, so sad.

Again?

You never said you had millions, huh?

You're missing the entire ****ing point, man.

Betting a million dollars or twenty, there's no difference with dipshits like Hootie and this other ****tard nobody.

They aren't going to honor the bet, period - because they lack integrity, and know they can hide behind a ****ing keyboard.

This isn't about a million dollars.

Uncle Dane? I could use a loan...

Before anybody gets to feeling too badly for RoR, a review of his record on here is in order. He has been banned twice, his thread starting privileges revoked and he has been placed on universal ignore. He has physically threatened two other members. Iowanian, for which he was disciplined and Vailpass for which I infracted him. Someone said he knows and talks football. I dispute this. A large part of his many posts consist of ROFL and smart ass comments. He thinks Dan Saleamua was an offensive lineman for god's sake. The prick came here with the attitude he could do whatever he wanted and nobody could stop him. He was previously banned from the Coalition. We don't need their rejects.

Something about some original topic, maybe.

I've got two boys the exact same ages....

Dude, calm the **** down. You said it, quit being so ****ing angry.

I know we should start talking about you :D

I didn't say "me".

I was an observation of everyone else in the room.

Sorry for not qualifying that statement, Hootie.

You need to go back. Dane made it about Real $1MM bets vs BS. He hangs with people that when you make that comment you have to back it up.

Look it up it is there.

Edit Here you go:
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud View Post
Hootie, your life is a joke. Everything in your life is a joke and therefore you think everyone else's life is a joke.

I was just trying to point out that we're all not equal.

I was a poker game less than two weeks ago. The hosts owns a HUGE private equity firm and is worth millions. As a matter of fact, everyone there was worth millions. If someone said, "I'll bet you a million on this hand", you can damn sure bet it would have been honored.

You really need to grow the **** up.

Again, it was an observation.

:D

If I threw down a cool million on a Hold 'Em hand, I sure as shit would come up with a 2 and a 7, off suit.

I honor bets on a daily basis.

I have honored bets on this site.

I honored a bet against a user I didn't have to on Full Tilt just this last week...

So that's ****ing bullshit.

I didn't honor a heat of the moment, million dollar analogy bet on Priest Holmes that wasn't against ANYONE on this site...

I said it to the board...me and dane, me and hamas...we didn't have a bet...that bet was made against no one.

I also started a thread once claiming I'd send $350 to everyone if the Chiefs didn't win the Super Bowl...

It's a ****ing joke...Christ.

And?

I don't doubt that for a minute.

Regardless, that doesn't change anything. I was making a point independent of this pissing match a few of you have with Dane.

It's rare that a bet made on this board is actually honored.

Serious question: Is there anything in your life that isn't a joke?