Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461570)

I am interested in your insights and wish to subscribe to your e-mail newsletter.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)

This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11461571)

Looking to up your dicksuckery game?

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461588)

Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11461588)

Well, I was more interested in hearing how she likes it if you really must know. Maybe pick up a few pointers along the way, perhaps. Mer seems to be a girl that has, how shall we say, "certain things in life figured out".

Wait a minute - Am I being sexually harassed? Do I need to contact HR?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11461621)

I disagree. She seems to not even have figured out gravity.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461643)

You've seen many sword swallowers bend over and pick up a sword between their teeth?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11461648)

No.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461683)

Exactly. **** your gravity.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)

This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)

This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461683)

Exactly. **** your gravity.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)

This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11461979)

Bump.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)

It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11462131)

Girl, are you complaining about having your button tickled?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11461070)

It is almost impossible to suck dick upside down without a guy diving face first into your box. Shouldn't have to keep our jeans on. Control yourselves.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462150)

With your tonsils? Yep.

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11462805)

:) Oh hell no...

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)

All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)

All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head. I could present you with a tightly packed meatloaf lined in silk and other than the taste, a blindfolded Vail would have no idea.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11463029)

Yeah, THAT'S why so many of us lose our ****ING MINDS chasing the nappy dugout. A shortage of meatloaf and imagination.

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11463061)

Package of bologna works for me. Split the crack and don't look back.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11462905)

All the pleasure you (men) get is in your head. I could present you with a tightly packed meatloaf lined in silk and other than the taste, a blindfolded Vail would have no idea.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)

Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11463272)

How are you still single?...

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11463275)

I don't think she is actually.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)

Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11463296)

Well, good.

At least that's one guy getting anti-gravity hummers and bacon meatloaf...

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463270)

Decided on bacon wrapped meatloaf for dinner.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11461475)

This crap needs to be wiped off of the front page.

It's draft week, and with a some media mentions this week, this isn't the greeting fans need to see for this page.

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11463740)

I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :)

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11463302)

aww.

It's because we're not married.

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11463740)

I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :)

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11463923)

Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11463923)

Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11464022)

Is licking nipples gay as well?

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464040)

Not if you are an infant.



Otherwise, tits are udders.



Stuff is on things for a purpose.



Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11464197)

So oral is out of the question for you?

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11463783)

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464040)

Not if you are an infant.

Otherwise, tits are udders.

Stuff is on things for a purpose.

Go beyond that purpose and you are a degenerate freak who needs psychiatric help.

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 11464918)

This is a flavor I've yet to try

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11464925)

Give it a whirl!

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11464925)

Give it a whirl!

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)

Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 11464733)

Did someone mention bleached buttholes?

http://i.imgur.com/s0xAtCA.png

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)

Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)

Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11464924)

I bet you're a real blast in bed.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11465116)

Its only demeaning if you don't bathe.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465543)

I don't know...

Guys smell.

And I think that the act of fellatio is ultimately demeaning for women. Pleasure is singularly received and the entire act reeks of domination and power.

I just don't agree with it on an equality level.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11464309)

Oral is gay.

And gross.

And demeaning for women.

This board is full of pervs.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11465551)

Missionary can be equally degrading when the sweating walrus on top of you is both crushing your lungs and ignoring you at the same time.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)

Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465559)

Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)

warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)

warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465606)

Too much dude.

Way too much.

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465611)

only if you're a prude. sex is a natural phenomena, man. you wouldn't be here without it. hell, the fact that our society glorifies violence while shunting sex away as something dirty is a pretty big sign of what's wrong with us. embrace your sexuality, it's as much a part of you as your preferences in style and football teams.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)

Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)

Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465633)

Love showering with the wife afterwards.... Its a nice time to enjoy the passion of the event with some good kissing.

and yes everyone loves sex/love making.

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11465559)

Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)

Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465628)

Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 11465665)

Sounds like someone messed you up something bad....

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 11465585)

warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.