I did remove it. 30 minutes ago.

EDIT: It's still showing up in Sorter's reply, and I'm not sure why.

We need to cook.

I thought maybe Gonzo had changed it.

I wasn't even aware there were any bribes until I got some rep.

You have educated solid football takes and Inmem58 is a good poster as well.

Oh, and I like looking at the gif of that gal in your sig.

We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".

Can I get my casino cash please, sir?

I don't need nor want the rep.

Didn't realize that. I'll remove the quote.

Dammit. I thought that thing was official. I spill personal information and it was all for naught. Damn this competition. It's ruining my life.

Thanks, G.

Fo sho. I'm not so turrible.

Hopefully you don't have the golf swing that goes with that Charles Barkley accent.

hey man its not your fault. Someone posting something like that the N00b candidate should be able to safely assume its part of the process or approved to be part of the process. Again not your fault. Your a cool dude...or so it seems.:hmmm:

Whether the academy decides to delete Fairplay's question or not. Any other n00b candidate posting answers to Fairplay's question will be deleted. This goes against what this crowning and thread is about. We are not going to make you answer questionnaires, take a bunch of shit and get hazed.

You have made it safely out of n00bdom. We hazed you all year long on the planet.You stuck around. the n00b hazing is over. Now we will give you shit just like any other poster.

Sadly, my golf swing is probably worse than the accent.

Thanks! Although I didn't catch too much shit from day one....In fact, here's a post from my 3rd week on CP:


Bam! lol

maybe since Skip left its not as bad. I got some serious hazing back in the day. I don't haze too often. You have to have a thick skin to last on the Planet because its the most loosely moderated Chiefs football board. And most of of us like it that way and never want it to change.

No matter how long you are here, no matter how many brownie points you build up, you screw up(vacation pics) they will slap you back to your senses. And I'd have that no other way.

i voted for sorter because he told me he would "like" casseling on facebook!

I liked the questions, fwiw. It was way better than bribes.

Your job every year seems to be to come into the thread and wreck havoc with the vote. Your input in noted but rejected with cause.:harumph:

I haven't even done anything this year... yet. I'm just saying I liked the Q&A. All n00bs should have to fill one out with their registration and then we decide whether we let them in or not.

You wanting to be the new Skip?

I don't like n00bs.

Not voting for one.

If I had to I'd go okoye35chiefs...

Nah. I just want to find and eliminate the worst of the morons before they even get to post.

If it didn't take about 10 minutes to launch my outdated photoshop I'd slap yer face on some Minority Report pics...

OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE


Question -
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum?
-Because of my situation. I live in Australia, have no connection to Kansas City or the US at all, but love the Chiefs and football. Also my posts are exquisite. :D


Question -
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable?
Most
-Derrick Thomas
-Tony Gonzalez
-Len Dawson

Least
-A kicker who shall remain unnamed
-Larry Johnson
-Todd Blackledge


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)
-I would celebrate by partying ev-ery night and ev-ery day
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me...vm81o8_250.gif

I'm gonna post this in here too


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aMmAsqtGRmk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.

I'm surprised that Simplicity hasn't received any love, I stand by my vote for Sorter but I had figured that Simplicity would have had more of a showing. (Assuming there wasn't a meltdown I'm unaware of)

Yeah i thought he was decent from what i remember, maybe he faded off from posting lately i don't know.

Another contest could be "Caption the gif thread contest" where someone like Sorter (next year) could throw out several gifs and have the contestants caption each one.


Then have a panel of say five impartial but outstanding members of the CP judge which contestant captioned the gifs the best.

Also the panel can judge best answers on the Questionnaire form as well.

What do you think?

Oooh - a coup of the Academy would go a long way towards making one a strong contender for MVP..

No, just want to change the game up a bit, well a lot i should say.

Coup.
Coup.
Coup.

If I have missed any of the sorter voters with my huge rep stick let me know.

I kind of like this. Add a little spice to the hazing.

Oh, Hit Me!

Right here :D

and just why do the sorter voters get your big rep stick?

huh. Almost forgot about Ricoswav he did pretty good so far. Too late to nominate but kudos to Rico.

The n00b that needs a rochambeau is okoy35chiefs

why do you want to kick my balls?

where's my money?

Because of the pictures you posted in that would you rather thread you made. That's why. ****ing gross man.

Would you rather this?

http://i1157.photobucket.com/albums/...Angry/slap.gif

oh okay...i can live with that.. i did put up a parental advisory on that thread!

Here, please! :D

I think we can safely call this one. Just sayin'...

I think if Inmem posts another picture, he runs away with this thing.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/07/mejaby4e.jpg


Champion!!!!!!!!

Game changer. Can I switch my vote?

is the little bit of red showing her bra strap

Yes, it's a chief bra. Revote?

I like it.

I already voted for you bro. but now I wish I could vote twice.

Damn, nothing sexier than a red bra. She's a keeper, bud.

You da man.

You have been here for a couple of years. You change the rules in a poll or contest. Let me know how that goes over.

Dude, this isn't that big of a deal.

Hahahahaha

How would you know? Your a n00b, right? you seem to know a lot of Chiefs planet lore for a n00b?:hmmm:

It took me a long time to sign up.

Uh oh. BRC is getting on his high horse.

I've heard this about 40 times this week lol.

this thread sponsored by http://www.dallashighhorse.com/hhpro...0/Bands/hh.png

A few hours left to vote.

Sweet Jesus; isn't this over yet?

Best campaign I've ever ran. Of course it's easy when you've got the 2008 Obama of n00bs. I just know how to pick a winner.

Here ya go, Naptown

YESS!

What year did you win, friend?

Wow, black Bob was that popular 7 years ago too? I was really pulling for him :(

I was but a wee lad when I originally registered for this site. I think I originally joined in 2008 maybe? I was only 16, maybe 17. I didn't post much then, just browsed - mostly

You'll always be 2017 King of the Noobs in my book

Thanks, pal! :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

LMAO