Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239587)

It just can't work anymore. I'm the creepy 27 year old who still goes to the 19-22 year old bars because I'm simply not attracted to older women. I don't know what it is. So I'm just done. No more drinking for me, which means no more girls for me either.

It's depressing.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9239593)

Exactly right. She may not really feel that way at all and actually has issues with her family and they "bond" by mutually talking shit about others. Maybe her family is feeling insecure about time spent away and she was talking shit to make them feel better. We really don't know enough... and it sounds like he may not either... well, that, or she could just be a complete two faced bitch. :D

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9239601)

Hey, I'm 38 and I tend to date in the 24-30 range.. what does that make me!

Asshole calling me creepy! :D

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239614)

well in Champaign, IL where you can get into campus bars at age 19...I'm lucky I pull off 23 well because when a girl finds out I'm 27 they are like "why in the **** are you here?!?!" It's actually pretty funny and I use it to my advantage.

There is a karaoke night every Wednesday that is guaranteed 'find a girl and take her home' night for me and my roommate and it was never like that when we were 22. Older, wise, richer and the bartenders who are used to getting shitty tips from 20 year olds all night love us (because we tip) so we get more attention from them and we become the life of the bar...it's fantastic.

AND I'M GIVING IT ALL UP =( I think this is the most depressed I've been in my life. I google'd "what to do in Champaign that doesn't involve drinking" this week.

At least I've confirmed to myself I have no dependency on alcohol...I don't miss drinking one bit and it has been two weeks. I just miss the social scene that comes with alcohol that you can't find anywhere else without it.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9239630)

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Ever consider cooking meth?

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239625)

is it a question of hiding?

my ex and I never hid anything...but we never even thought of wanting to look at the other's texts. At no point in our relationship did I think, "boy, I really need to see what/who she's texting!"

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239639)

Drug free brah.

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239614)

well in Champaign, IL where you can get into campus bars at age 19...I'm lucky I pull off 23 well because when a girl finds out I'm 27 they are like "why in the **** are you here?!?!" It's actually pretty funny and I use it to my advantage.

There is a karaoke night every Wednesday that is guaranteed 'find a girl and take her home' night for me and my roommate and it was never like that when we were 22. Older, wise, richer and the bartenders who are used to getting shitty tips from 20 year olds all night love us (because we tip) so we get more attention from them and we become the life of the bar...it's fantastic.

AND I'M GIVING IT ALL UP =( I think this is the most depressed I've been in my life. I google'd "what to do in Champaign that doesn't involve drinking" this week.

At least I've confirmed to myself I have no dependency on alcohol...I don't miss drinking one bit and it has been two weeks. I just miss the social scene that comes with alcohol that you can't find anywhere else without it.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9239646)

My advice. Move. Move to a town like Austin, where the young girls graduate and do everything in their power to STAY in town because it's not not a giant crapfest like Champaign. PLUS, the bar scene has a much much broader age range. Oh, and prettier girls to boot. There ya go! Problem solved! :D

(dealing out crappy advice left and right in this thread!)

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9239630)

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Ever consider cooking meth?

Originally Posted by Groves (Post 9239651)

This is the perfect dumpster fire to warm my winter-chilled tootsies. You came to the right board for advice.

Don't forget to keep us posted. Our advice gets way better after a few rounds of "tell us what happened next". We're like a learning robot.

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9239650)

JESSE, WE'LL COOK IN THE ADULT BARS IN CHAMPAIGN, IL. THEY'RE EMPTY.

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9239650)

JESSE, WE'LL COOK IN THE ADULT BARS IN CHAMPAIGN, IL. THEY'RE EMPTY.

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239649)

Yeah, I lived in Dallas for a year. I really liked it, but the SMU girls sucked compared to the Champaign girls. Rich girls aren't really my cup of tea I guess.

I just missed my friends and family too much. I moved back. I now have a career that hopefully translates into a promotion and another ticket out of town in a year or so. This time with a reason and job rather than a whim and a desire for sometihng new.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9239664)

Dallas? ouch. Yeah, Austin obliterates Dallas as a livable city. Dallas girls are mostly a pain in the ass and not worth the effort.. which is saying a lot given that they are far from unattractive.

I understand the family and friends things though, good luck.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 9239580)

Ha, I had one move to Australia! Pretty sure that is almost as far away as you could possibly go from Texas.

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239666)

Maybe if I get promoted I can request Austin.

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9239650)

JESSE, WE'LL COOK IN THE ADULT BARS IN CHAMPAIGN, IL. THEY'RE EMPTY.

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239709)

well most fluffers haven't lasted 9 years in the industry like myself

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9239630)

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Ever consider cooking meth?

Originally Posted by Capt Tasty Cheeks (Post 9239709)

well most fluffers haven't lasted 9 years in the industry like myself

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9239734)

Capt Carpet Tunnel

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9239739)

I have been called Capt Carpal Tunnel because of how much I masturbate.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9239735)

Nothing says I love you like taking a freshly fallen out tooth and turning it into a necklace. Unless you get too ****ed up and smoke it instead.

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 9239932)

I'd say stop lumping "family" into one big category. My little brothers wife doesn't like that I couldn't give a rats ass about Christmas Cards that give a run down of the years events but we manage to get along. My older brother is a military guy who has to eat lunch at 2pm every day that drives me crazy. I literally can't stand him. If we were any more different we would be a different species but his wife is cool as shit.

Accept it and choose your company. It's not like its something you have to deal with every day .

Good luck and Merry Christmas.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9239934)

Get your logic the **** out of here. Some of us are drinking.

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9239965)

I love you.


Red Hook and Bailey's all night.

Where my homies at?

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9239650)

JESSE, WE'LL COOK IN THE ADULT BARS IN CHAMPAIGN, IL. THEY'RE EMPTY.

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9240262)

Wait till she falls asleep on the couch. Then start working one out and when your about to blow go blast it across her face. Then when she starts her shit just say.
"kind of came out of nowhere just like those ****ing text about my family I snooped and found. Bitch."

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9241022)

Hey what ever happened to MTG#10?

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9238060)

Wait until after Christmas then break it off. Immediately thereafter, find a psychiatrist because snooping into your fiance's private communications is not healthy. Neither is it normal. If you don't completely and entirely trust the person with whom you are planning to spend the rest of your freaking entire life, you are with the wrong person and your "trust issues" need some work, man.

FAX

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9241022)

Hey what ever happened to MTG#10?

Originally Posted by qbsacker93 (Post 9237879)

If you confront her, just realize the relationship might never be the same. She will pull the trust card on you for checking her texts. If you can outweigh the pros over the cons between you two, I would just move on from it.

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 9237862)

I guarantee this thread isn't going to be about what the thread title might have led you to think it's about. Sorry about that...

Anyway -- was reading text messages on my fiance's cell phone (Yes, I do that, I'm a privacy invader...but past relationships have led me to be a little paranoid).

I read texts between her and her sister and mom, basically trashing my family, which is who we're spending Christmas Eve with. It wasn't just like your usual, "not really looking forward to going to the in-laws", but it was actually pretty vicious stuff. She was trashing my mom's cooking, basically saying she doesn't like my mom at all (my family has been AMAZING to her)..complaining that all we do is "sit around and talk with a sports game on the TV), trashing my parents house, my sister and her "annoying kid". It was really nasty stuff and a side of her I haven't really seen before.

Question is -- do I confront her? This is all that's gonna be on my mind tomorrow, but confronting her means I have to admit to reading her text messages. I don't know how I can move forward knowing she's been talking all this shit about my family though.

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9250010)

He ****ing wrapped his nuts up and handed them over for Christmas.

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9250027)

so in three years we cxna look forward to his divorce thread?