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Hammock Parties 09-23-2013 11:40 PM

Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-24-2013 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014046)
Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.

And will be here next year. This is HIS line now; deal with it bitches.

RealSNR 09-24-2013 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014046)
Albert's pretty high quality. You've ended up being quite the buffoon on him. And he's having another quality season so far.

You look like a fffoooool, don't you Tilford?

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Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 06:41 PM

Sorry friends. Luke Joeckel did not allow a sack this week. He still gave up 4 QB hurries though. Sucks.

RealSNR 09-30-2013 06:43 PM

Plenty of games left.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 06:45 PM

Pleeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnty of football left.

Mother****erJones 09-30-2013 06:46 PM

So how many sacks has Joeckel given up and what was the bet?

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 10036092)
So how many sacks has Joeckel given up and what was the bet?

3/7

Mother****erJones 09-30-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036095)
3/7

Damn thought he gave up 3 week 1.

MOhillbilly 09-30-2013 07:13 PM

Haha

Anyong Bluth 09-30-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10014697)
And will be here next year. This is HIS line now; deal with it bitches.

Right now I'd be happy to have him here next year. This line has been an issue and an enigma for what I and many other people thought would be an area of strength on this team. Can it really be that so many new faces and time playing together has resulted in such a pedestrian showing by them all for the most part?

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth (Post 10036296)
Right now I'd be happy to have him here next year. This line has been an issue and an enigma for what I and many other people thought would be an area of strength on this team. Can it really be that so many new faces and time playing together has resulted in such a pedestrian showing by them all for the most part?

As much as I LOATHE to say it, we need a couple of upgrades.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-30-2013 07:54 PM

Where is Cockmon?

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 07:56 PM

Sucking the cock. Mon.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036302)
As much as I LOATHE to say it, we need a couple of upgrades.

How would you know?

Texts?

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036339)
How would you know?

Texts?

By ****ing your mother, that's how.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036345)
By ****ing your mother, that's how.

You made a stupid ****ing post a few days ago (which of course, is nothing new for you) in all caps because I said the interior of this line sucked ass.

Now, one day after a game in which you admittedly didn't see, you're telling that upgrades would be nice.

Calling you dumber than **** is an insult to ****.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036351)
You made a stupid fuc-

Not hearing you; **** off.

Mother****erJones 09-30-2013 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036351)
You made a stupid ****ing post a few days ago (which of course, is nothing new for you) in all caps because I said the interior of this line sucked ass.

Now, one day after a game in which you admittedly didn't see, you're telling that upgrades would be nice.

Calling you dumber than **** is an insult to ****.

It sucks man, I thought the line would be a strength. It's a big weakness, til fourth quarter

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036355)
Not hearing you; **** off.

**** you, you skinny little methadone punk.

There is no one more clueless on this site than you.

And you don't even watch the games.

ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036379)
****-

Talk to the hand.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036384)
Talk to the hand.

The hand that's up your stinky ass?

No thanks, non-Chiefs fan that doesn't even watch the games.

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 08:24 PM

Please be nice to each other.

Good times are here.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036428)
Please be nice to each other.

Good times are here.


Buttfumble 2.0

LMAO

You've been wrong about EVERYTHING in 2013.

Are you ready to finally admit that you created a False Narrative?

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036435)
Buttfumble 2.0

LMAO

You've been wrong about EVERYTHING in 2013.

Are you ready to finally admit that you created a False Narrative?

Not true.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036427)
The hand that's up your stinky ass?

The hand that mops your "girl"friends jizz.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036438)
Not true.

Right.

Old Man Robinson has played like Old Man Robinson.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036455)
The hand that mops your "girl"friends jizz.

There isn't a girl I know that would even want to be within 100 feet of you, let alone touch you.

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036477)
Right.

Old Man Robinson has played like Old Man Robinson.

And Alex Smith is captain checkdown.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036484)
There isn't a girl I know that would even want to be within 100 feet of you, let alone touch you.

You don't know any girls.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036485)
And Alex Smith is captain checkdown.

Efficient Cappy Checkpants FTW!

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036485)
And Alex Smith is captain checkdown.

But he's not Matt Cassel, which you claimed a thousand times or more

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036505)
Efficient Cappy Checkpants FTW!

Says the guy who hasn't watched a game.

Go **** yourself again, twat.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036514)
But he's not Matt Cassel, which you claimed a thousand times or more

He owned it; STFU

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036514)
But he's not Matt Cassel, which you claimed a thousand times or more

Yes, I was wrong about that.

However, whether he is capable of winning a playoff game is very much in question.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036518)
Says the guy who hasn't watched a game.

Go **** yourself again, twat.

I'd rather **** your "girl"friend. Can you arrange?

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036501)
You don't know any girls.

You continue to prove your dumbassery outside of the realm of the NFL.

Nice job.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036528)
I'd rather **** your "girl"friend. Can you arrange?

Sure, I'll give you my address.

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 08:50 PM

Please, please.

Be kind to each other.

We are 4-0 and all is right with the world.

Cease your hostilities!

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036541)
Sure, I'll give you my address.

My chance to visit the UNDISPUTED BY A LANDSLIDE MARGIN "Douche of the Year" McCloud?!?!? I'm so honored!

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036555)
Please, please.

Be kind to each other.

We are 4-0 and all is right with the world.

Cease your hostilities!

ROFL

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10036557)
My chance to visit the UNDISPUTED BY A LANDSLIDE MARGIN "Douche of the Year" McCloud?!?!? I'm so honored!

Hey man, you asked. I should hit up Shed or Fremantle or even VH1 and have them follow you as I introduce you to chicks that would rather drown in their own puke than meet you.

It could make for good TV.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-30-2013 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036690)
Hey man, you asked. I should hit up Shed or Fremantle or even VH1 and have them follow you as I introduce you to chicks that would rather drown in their own puke than meet you.

It could make for good TV.

Just make sure my contract is back-loaded. I don't work cheap.

DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036555)
Please, please.

Be kind to each other.

We are 4-0 and all is right with the world.

Cease your hostilities!

Geno is kicking ass and taking names.

If only he was starting for the Chiefs this year.

Hammock Parties 09-30-2013 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036732)
Geno is kicking ass and taking names.

If only he was starting for the Chiefs this year.

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DaneMcCloud 09-30-2013 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036770)

LMAO

Direckshun 09-30-2013 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 10036351)
Calling you dumber than **** is an insult to ****.

Anybody else hearing this in a 1980's Schwartzenagger voice?

Direckshun 09-30-2013 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036525)
However, whether he is capable of winning a playoff game is very much in question.

He's won a playoff game, genious.

Direckshun 09-30-2013 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10036770)

LMAO

ShowtimeSBMVP 10-06-2013 02:28 PM

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 42s
Jaguars HC Gus Bradley said LT Luke Joeckel fractured his ankle and is out for the year. Eeeeee....

Brock 10-06-2013 02:30 PM

Dreck lucks out.

RealSNR 10-06-2013 02:40 PM

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Sweet Daddy Hate 10-06-2013 02:42 PM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Direckshun avoids the sack.

Direckshun 10-06-2013 03:45 PM

ARE YOU SHITTING ME.

****.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF IT ALL.

RealSNR 10-06-2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10055779)
ARE YOU SHITTING ME.

****.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF IT ALL.

Eh it was a good rule to make sure neither of us won it through lucky bullshit.

Direckshun 10-06-2013 03:51 PM

I've got betting blue balls. :(

Nightfyre 10-06-2013 03:53 PM

I don't know why you thought you would get off in this bet orgy. You were about to be the centerpiece of a Joeckel bukakke.

Direckshun 10-06-2013 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10055818)
I don't know why you thought you would get off in this bet orgy. You were about to be the centerpiece of a Joeckel bukakke.

Never underestimate the power of a Joeckel.

RealSNR 10-06-2013 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10055818)
I don't know why you thought you would get off in this bet orgy. You were about to be the centerpiece of a Joeckel bukakke.

Agreed. This is odd behavior by Direckshun.

I've never seen Gary Kasparov be like, "Nailed it!" when a match ends in a stalemate


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