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DJ's left nut 04-10-2013 08:32 PM

This is starting to have the feel of an impending ass-kicking.

Duensing can't seem to get the ball on the black at all. He either misses or centers it. And the Twins aren't exactly loaded in middle-relief.

I'd be surprised if the Royals don't win this one by 4-5...

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:32 PM

There is a klansman behind home plate.

TLO 04-10-2013 08:32 PM

Getz

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IWK4_fb9HT...hpark_nice.png

TLO 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

Gordon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IWK4_fb9HT...hpark_nice.png

RedDread 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

Bats finally wake up. Time for Clutch!

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

Gordo is a machine.

http://globaltoynews.typepad.com/.a/...806e970c-320wi

Crush 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

YES YES

Discuss Thrower 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

Duensing Checks In amirite?

DJ's left nut 04-10-2013 08:34 PM

And there's another hit by a left off the Loogy. Duensing put that damn thing belt-high and centered.

You couldn't ask for a shittier performance from a lefty reliever.

Crush 04-10-2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9576304)
Duensing Checks In amirite?


Also yes.

Canofbier 04-10-2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576284)
Not quite. But he did say something about getting lost in the Montana wilderness with Jason Giambi during the dead of winter and having to eat the dick of of a dead elk and use it's antlers as walkings sticks. Hell, they even made rope from its innards, he said. They were lucky to have made it out.

That sounds plausible.

"Oh, man! That elk may not have liked it, but I think I put those antlers to better use than he ever did. I had more style walking through those woods now that I had that walking stick to go with the scarf I made from dead squirrels! Did I ever tell you that you can talk to a squirrel if you try hard enough?"

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:36 PM

We're close to being one of only 7 teams with 6+ wins. Me likey.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576296)
There is a klansman behind home plate.

At least he's not reading a book....

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9576310)
That sounds plausible.

"Oh, man! That elk may not have liked it, but I think I put those antlers to better use than he ever did. I had more style walking through those woods now that I had that walking stick to go with the scarf I made from dead squirrels! Did I ever tell you that you can talk to a squirrel if you try hard enough?"

When outdoorsmen take the hide off an animal, they call it "skinning".

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Haha, this ump is still shit.

RedDread 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

CLUUUUUTCHHHHHHH

Crush 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

ESCOBAR!!!

Shogun 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

escobar is clutch

stonedstooge 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Who has the Escobar clutch gif?

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Bass in yo face.

-King- 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Escobar is just the ****ing man!

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Esky with the rip. Nice clutch hit.

DJ's left nut 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9576295)
This is starting to have the feel of an impending ass-kicking.

Duensing can't seem to get the ball on the black at all. He either misses or centers it. And the Twins aren't exactly loaded in middle-relief.

I'd be surprised if the Royals don't win this one by 4-5...

Going to revise upward.

The Twins don't have anyone I'd trust to get an out right now. This is likely going to be 6+.

alnorth 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

yeah, so far it looks like the right man won the 2B battle.

silver5liter 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

yeaaaaaaa

Ceej 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Nothing like a lil URRRRSHERRRR at the ballpark.

Mama Hip Rockets 04-10-2013 08:37 PM

Altheeedayth Ethcobarrrr

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:38 PM

ESCOBAR=

http://media.metalhammer.co.uk/wp-co...lutch-band.gif

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:38 PM

Break their spirit.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:38 PM

Those guys should spell "W....PEES!"

-King- 04-10-2013 08:38 PM

The chubby kid with the P LMAO

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:39 PM

Belly time.

Shogun 04-10-2013 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9576325)
Who has the Escobar clutch gif?

me, but i lost it, ill make another

-King- 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

God Butler is slow as ****.

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Circus is in town.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Billy's blazing speed to beat the DP....

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Butler with the speed.

Great Expectations 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Country breakfast legs one out!

stonedstooge 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9576346)
me, but i lost it, ill make another

I thought it was you. Love that one

Ceej 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Power walking to first base.

lewdog 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Billy says **** all you DP haters.

RedDread 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

RUN YOU FAT BASTARD

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

Now that's what I call fast food.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:40 PM

You'd need a calendar to time Billy in the 40 yard dash....

-King- 04-10-2013 08:41 PM

It's even more hilarious that Billy looked like he was putting everything into that run LMAO

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:41 PM

Just call this bitch.

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9576361)
Just call this bitch.

Nah, shit's weak.

http://g1.imwx.com/TileServer/imgs/r...00/0231101.png

Demonpenz 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

this town..LOVES the Royals

Discuss Thrower 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

He. Gets. On. BASE.

RedDread 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

4-4 Salvy!

Al Bundy 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9576287)
Wait, what? :(

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=271973

Here

-King- 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

Make it 4 for 4 with a grand slam Perez.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

They walk Moose to get to Perez? Are they insane????

Ceej 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

Stoner bashing time.

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576366)

Kansas City is on there somewhere. **** you weather map.

Crush 04-10-2013 08:43 PM

Come on Salvy!!!

Shogun 04-10-2013 08:43 PM

i made 5 paracord bracelets during tonights game. if anybody wanted to know

Canofbier 04-10-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576374)
Kansas City is on there somewhere. **** you weather map.

Was wondering what the **** that picture is, lol

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9576377)
i made 5 paracord bracelets during tonights game. if anybody wanted to know

I don't know what the hell you just said man. But you moved me.

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:44 PM

Just missed that one. He was all over it.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:44 PM

Man, he was right on that pitch. Fouled it straight back.

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9576380)
Was wondering what the **** that picture is, lol

It's a CT Scan of Bl4ckmon's vagina.

Ceej 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

GET THOSE KIDS TO BED.

IT IS A GODDAMN SCHOOL NIGHT.

Demonpenz 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

those guys are headed to missy b's after the game.

stonedstooge 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Salvy will be a beast if he can learn to hit to right field

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Two in a row. He's got this guy measured.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

The kid in the red sweatshirt has no letter on his chest.

Shogun 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576382)
I don't know what the hell you just said man. But you moved me.

Those are the best

-King- 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Damn. Reached for that one.

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Aaaaaaand he swings at a terrible pitch.

RedDread 04-10-2013 08:45 PM

Fever got jokes.

Discuss Thrower 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9576382)
I don't know what the hell you just said man. But you moved me.

You gonna set him up with a map of Miramax properties in Hollywood, or is your silent friend Scott going to do that for you?

Deberg_1990 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Is one of those shirtless guys |Zach| ?

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9576387)
GET THOSE KIDS TO BED.

IT IS A GODDAMN SCHOOL NIGHT.

Yeah, but by the looks of them it's a Home school night.

Coach 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

****!

KevB 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9576384)
Man, he was right on that pitch. Fouled it straight back.

two great hacks on hittable pitches....didn't get a third

lewdog 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9576377)
i made 5 paracord bracelets during tonights game. if anybody wanted to know

I don't think I have ever seen a black person wear one of those? Cool though, I think....

Saul Good 04-10-2013 08:46 PM

Each team has left the bases loaded twice.

Strongside 04-10-2013 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9576398)
You gonna set him up with a map of Miramax properties in Hollywood, or is your silent friend Scott going to do that for you?

You, sir. You are getting rep for getting that reference. God bless you.


GIMME DA MAP, SCOTT!

Nightfyre 04-10-2013 08:47 PM

Salvy was definitely pushing on that AB. Maybe he just can't see that pitcher, but his approach definitely suffered.


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