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Rain Man 01-22-2023 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfan987 (Post 16757621)
I'm still laughing. Oh hell I can't even...

I'm guessing the plan was for Zeke to snap it and then take the lateral while all of the linemen were downfield. But when the receiver caught the ball Zeke was still rolling backwards toward his own end zone.

kcpasco 01-22-2023 08:49 PM

Alex Prescott

backinblack 01-22-2023 08:49 PM

America's Team

more like America's Joke

Megatron96 01-22-2023 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SupDock (Post 16757616)
I mean, how did it look when they drew that up?

They actually practiced that shit, and somehow decided it should go into the installROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

KC_Connection 01-22-2023 08:51 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="zxx" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/y895BCCEZe">pic.twitter.com/y895BCCEZe</a></p>&mdash; Brian Burke (@bburkeESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/1617348423539380225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

KC_Connection 01-22-2023 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SupDock (Post 16757613)
Raiders are off the hook

Playoffs on the line

Lmao

I’m crying I’m laughing so hard

I can’t wait to hear skip in the morning.

I laughed for several minutes straight after that play

SupDock 01-22-2023 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16757633)
They actually practiced that shit, and somehow decided it should go into the installROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I can picture them walking through the play, no pads, and snickering about how good it is

Flash forward and zeke gets blown the **** up.

KC_Connection 01-22-2023 08:52 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Alright Zeke, so first you’re going to line up at center, then snap it to Dak and then get absolutely leveled.” <a href="https://t.co/1cvyXGql5U">pic.twitter.com/1cvyXGql5U</a></p>&mdash; Field Yates (@FieldYates) <a href="https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1617354051447824386?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

RollChiefsRoll 01-22-2023 08:53 PM

When did this stupid ****ing narrative that Kelce only catches and doesn’t block and therefore Kittle is a more complete TE get going? People have just mindlessly regurgitated it for years but I watch every single game Travis plays and he’s constantly chipping and getting frisky at the line of scrimmage.

Shit is ****ing annoying.

DJ's left nut 01-22-2023 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SupDock (Post 16757638)
I can picture them walking through the play, no pads, and snickering about how good it is

Flash forward and zeke gets blown the **** up.

I was thinking the same thing.

"Y'all HAD to have come up with this dipshittery in shells because there's no WAY you ran this in full contact practice and it worked. Because if it did, you'd fire your DC..."

How did they think that would go?!?!?

Dak looked as bad as Matt Cassel ever looked. Holy shot that game was a beautiful disaster.

PutQuinnIn 01-22-2023 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16757624)
Eagles @ Niners is going to be great tv, best NFC matchup since forever

And Philly will most likely get their shorts pulled down in front of the whole gym class, they're now a young regime in deep water

Niners will be the NFC chumps

Niners got humbled by KC earlier this year. Eagles had easiest schedule in league they haven't played anyone worth jack squat.

Sassy Squatch 01-22-2023 09:00 PM

I'm still baffled what they actually hoped to achieve on that play if it went off without a hitch?

Hammock Parties 01-22-2023 09:01 PM

cowboys fans are ready to be done with dak

wonder if jerry has the nads to move on

TripleThreat 01-22-2023 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PutQuinnIn (Post 16757659)
Niners got humbled by KC earlier this year. Eagles had easiest schedule in league they haven't played anyone worth jack squat.

49ers are the 2nd best team in the NFL, and only the chiefs can expose them, aka the best team.

49ers will destroy bengals and eagles, we simply will out perform them if given the chance. I’m hoping for a 49ers win tbh.

Megatron96 01-22-2023 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16757655)
I was thinking the same thing.

"Y'all HAD to have come up with this dipshittery in shells because there's no WAY you ran this in full contact practice and it worked. Because if it did, you'd fire your DC..."

How did they think that would go?!?!?

Dak looked as bad as Matt Cassel ever looked. Holy shot that game was a beautiful disaster.

Seriously, McCarthy has to get axed, right? i mean, it was his gameplan, which sucked, his install, hell that play was probably his idea. Can't possibly allow that guy to remain HC . . .

DJ's left nut 01-22-2023 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16757624)
Eagles @ Niners is going to be great tv, best NFC matchup since forever

And Philly will most likely get their shorts pulled down in front of the whole gym class, they're now a young regime in deep water

Niners will be the NFC chumps

They won by a single score against a Dallas team that seemed to be actively attempting to lose.

Philly should beat them by double digits.

Hammock Parties 01-22-2023 09:03 PM

my man

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnHzePTX...jpg&name=large

MahomesIsTheMVP 01-22-2023 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 16757615)
Sports talk radio tomorrow is going to be wonderful to listen to

Michael Irvin should be hilarious too.

Megatron96 01-22-2023 09:03 PM

I wonder what Pat McAfee is going to have to say about that play

SupDock 01-22-2023 09:05 PM

Is that the worst overall sequence to end the game in NFL history? The punt, the not going out of bounds, they’re not catching the ball, the final play

PutQuinnIn 01-22-2023 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16757664)
cowboys fans are ready to be done with dak

wonder if jerry has the nads to move on

McCarthy Rodgers re-union?

Prison Bitch 01-22-2023 09:08 PM

https://y.yarn.co/4f403159-665d-4054...9f7be_text.gif

Sassy Squatch 01-22-2023 09:09 PM

LMAO That was almost guaranteed to be Zeke's final snap as a member of the Dallas Cowboys. They either opt out of the contract now or pay him into the 2026 season.

dallaschiefsfan 01-22-2023 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16757668)
They won by a single score against a Dallas team that seemed to be actively attempting to lose.

Philly should beat them by double digits.

Yet...this fact seems lost on so many.

Sassy Squatch 01-22-2023 09:10 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So like… with our play, the ball wasn’t supposed to be snapped…<br><br>Their’s was way worse right? <a href="https://t.co/8VqlAngDlD">pic.twitter.com/8VqlAngDlD</a></p>&mdash; Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1617358058669105152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Pablo 01-22-2023 09:12 PM

That game sucked so much dick but I’m glad I got to watch that last play

MahomesIsTheMVP 01-22-2023 09:23 PM

The Cowboys' 12th consecutive playoff appearance without reaching the Conference Championship Game is the longest streak since the 1970 merger. Only three teams — the Commanders, Lions and Dolphins — have longer droughts without reaching their Conference Championship Game.

Sassy Squatch 01-22-2023 09:27 PM

Dallas played in the NFC Championship on Jan. 21, 1996.

Jalen Hurts was born on Aug. 7, 1998.

Baby Hurts grew up, learned how to play football, went to college, squatted 600 lbs, graduated, got drafted by the Eagles, and made it to the NFC Championship before Dallas went back.

wazu 01-22-2023 09:34 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m sorry. That’s it. I’ve had it with Dak.<a href="https://t.co/1EHRUg8mXe">pic.twitter.com/1EHRUg8mXe</a></p>&mdash; Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1617363600305434624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote>
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TripleThreat 01-22-2023 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16757668)
They won by a single score against a Dallas team that seemed to be actively attempting to lose.

Philly should beat them by double digits.

49ers were off today, and still beat the cowboys in a way where it seemed they never had a chance. The score was close, the game wasn’t. 49ers defense is real, and their offense can’t be popping off every week. Eagles should be scared.

Spott 01-23-2023 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16757746)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m sorry. That’s it. I’ve had it with Dak.<a href="https://t.co/1EHRUg8mXe">pic.twitter.com/1EHRUg8mXe</a></p>&mdash; Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1617363600305434624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote>
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For being a cowgirls fan, he sure has his house done up in a lot of Steelers colors.

Womble 01-23-2023 12:13 PM

https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/st...xiSw4GPeg&s=19

https://i.postimg.cc/Xv5RKdSV/Screen...123-180713.png

The teams official account is even clowning on them.

Easy 6 01-23-2023 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16757670)

Uhhh you're supposed to be wearing Skechers, Joe...

Megatron96 01-23-2023 12:43 PM

Just a thought I had last night after the game:

At this point, i think we can say that Kirk Cousins is better than Dak. Not by enough for Kirk to have won that game, but significant enough that DAL could've at least been more competitive simply by not throwing so many INTs.

DAL should seriously consider trading Dak/finding another QB. Dak is not going to take DAL to the SB.

Frazod 01-23-2023 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16757746)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m sorry. That’s it. I’ve had it with Dak.<a href="https://t.co/1EHRUg8mXe">pic.twitter.com/1EHRUg8mXe</a></p>&mdash; Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1617363600305434624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 23, 2023</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

Skip is such a clown. Dak will watch this and think "damn, that angry little elf must really hate me."

wazu 01-23-2023 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Womble (Post 16758631)

Holy crap! When I first saw this I assumed it was some lame parody account. This appears to be real. This would be a bad look even if they planned to cut Dak.


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