:eek:

JFC man, a little warning beforehand.

Last name fits that beast perfectly. SKAR

Well he didn't post the picture for a reason.


Here's one from the article Frozen posted.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ld-age-14.html

Seems to be a guilty (woman on the right) but maybe her 2022 teacher of the year award might push her too not guilty status?
https://timesofsandiego.com/wp-conte...o-Teachers.jpg

I feel like it needs to get posted at least once per page in the hopes that the message gets received by some of you dumb****s. Quit posting teachers that are not even mildly attractive. This is for hot teachers who have severe mental illnesses. If you want to jerk off to ugly piles of fat that also have severe mental illnesses, do it somewhere else.

I'll take the one in the middle in the red

Sorry, you can't have her. You're not of HS age.

You're an excellent poster but wow man, you REALLY ****ED UP posting that shit! :doh!:

I warned people. I said damn "not in a good way." I know it was bad I couldn't believe some kid actually went through with that. Let's face it. If she had been charged with attempted sex abuse, that would be understandable. You'd have some respect for the kid for saying 'no'. But that? That's going to mess up that kid for life.

Also, I figured if I had to see it, CP should also have to see it.

If I see a similar themed article, I won't post it unless the chick is hot. Or maybe start a thread about ugly women who were caught having sex with young boys.

That would be a very Chiefsplanet thing to do!

You're just going to double down huh?

Jose and Don don't make Tequila strong enough.

Far left in black looks like she might make a good FB if the Chiefs are in the market.

The only thing that makes her hot is that she is 98.6 degrees.

FYP

I was one layer of clothing away from being lucky enough to be a teenager that was sexually abused by his guidance counselor.

A little Christian, 5'-5", 120lb ginger girl that at 23 y/o, was still a virgin. Imagine a cuter, more petite Molly Ringwald. She would take me to bible camp and so forth.

She invited me to her house multiple times. One night she was on top of me....then cuddling....then grinding on my 16 y/o cock. (I was in a group home at the time and she worked there. She would seek special permission to "check me out" of the building with the the head counselor)

Unfortunately for me, she would call me the very next day telling me that she can never see me again. Said she can't trust herself around me blah blah blah. I'm guessing she rubbed one out and felt guilty about me.

I would only see her once more after that, and in a public, professional setting. She ended up marrying some Christian bible thumper months later.

Looking back on this, it's quite the odd dynamic.

You gotta remember, i was a homeless teenager at the time who had recently ran away from my father and was institutionalized since my grandparents didn't want anything to do with that headache.

She was, effectively, my therapist and case worker.

She, like a lot of the counselors there, took a real special interest in me. I had a lot a of special privs and perks the other kids in the group home just didn't have.

When i ran away at 15, i was already an AP Honor student in English and Math. I'm not saying i was some super bright kid or anything, but it's not exactly like group homes are full of the best and brightest kids, so i kinda stood out amongst my peers.

So i was often looked at as, "the kid that was gonna make it". They treated me different and kinda used me as an example both against my peers, and with eventual donors for the program. I was kinda touted as the "smart kid who's gonna have success".


So when she told the head counselor that she was going to personally check me out at say, 8pm, and then have me back by 10pm, no one cared. However, no other kid was allowed to leave the building past 5pm. Again, i really, really did receive preferential treatment. And at the time she was doing that with me, she wasn't even working there anymore.

The ****ed up thing is though, i had NO intentions of ****ing her. NONE. Didn't even cross my mind. She really was like an older sister to me. A positive, female influence in my life, for a homeless kid that grew up with no female figures like that. No mother. Nothing like that.

So when she called me to tell me that she can't see me again, i was heartbroken. Not because i didn't ****, but because she really meant something to me and was NEVER a sexual object to me until that night that SHE instigated.

It went from a great, sister like relationship that i really, really did need, to her on top of me grinding on me, to her completely removing herself from my life the very next day.

Kinda ****ed up situation if you really think about it. It still bums me out.

/therapy session over.

Thanks, docs. Back to work now.

What a downer

LMAO

Yeah i figured i'd get that reaction.

I guess the moral of the story is that while it's fun to think about how much we woulda loved to get our rocks off back when we were kids, there's often a lot more elements to this that don't neatly align with how its fetishized in our imaginations.

Great, now im bummed out.


Sorry to kill the party, ha.

If I remember my astrophysics, I bet the core temperature is hotter due to the intense forces of gravity in the outer layers.

Hey! I got another story of this 16 y/o baby sitter i had when i was 10-11 years old! Would that cheer everyone up? LMAO

As long as it doesn't end with some Jesusy cock tease burning out on you fire away. LMAO

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Dear Penthouse,

I was homeless at the time (big shocker, i know) and staying in an overnight only shelter.

This biggo, old, fat (and wealthy) woman came to the shelter looking for me and my father after reading a story that was written about me in the local paper. (i had written a paper about what it's like being homeless and titled it "Welcome to the Jungle", a local journalist would then read it and write a story about me. Yeah i plagiarized Guns N Roses, i was like 10 years old, so **** off)

She made a deal with him that we could stay at her house (me inside the house with her grand kids, him in a trailer next to it) so long as he agreed to take care of her 1 acre property.

She ran a daycare out of her house, but sometimes she'd need to go run an errand or whatever, so she had this 16 y/o neighbor girl that she paid to come help her. Cute little 16 y/o white girl from a few houses down. I don't remember enough to go into full detail. (or i should say, i dont remember her face well)

Anyway, when she'd come over, she'd sit the littlest kids down in front of the T.V and pop in their favorite Disney VHS. (Lion King was all the rage the time).

Then, she'd take me to the old lady's bedroom, shut the door and strip down to her underwear. No shorts, no bra, no shirt. She'd lay down and have me massage her all over. Her favorite was to have me scratch her back. So at that age she was flashing me tits...i got to rub her legs, back, mount on top of her with her ass pressed against me as i worked her shoulders etc.

And unlike my previous story i ****ING LOVED IT because i actually did wanna **** around with this girl and it was TOTALLY a sexual thing, for me at least.

Every once in awhile she'd also invite in the old lady's eldest grand kid, who was a year younger than me at the time, and we'd tag team the massage on her. Or he would sit there playing Sonic 2 while i mounted her and massaged her. She loved it, we loved it, it was great.

Here's the part where you're gonna hate me though.... maybe we kinda said a little too much as we were way too excited about it, let the cat out the bag and then we never saw her again.....MOVING ON NOW....

That is a much better story!!

Damn...then there's that other time when i was 14 with that 20 year old girl....jesus ****....LMAO

...I never really thought about it like this....wtf, Detoxing? LMAO

At 13, I’d probably had screwed any human member of the female species.

Thinking about this one....this one is actually kinda hot and i actually got to ****. Imma have to share this one next.

I had a sexy 15(?) y/o baby sitter that had waist long thick black hair and she taught me various ways to braid her hair.

She would sit in a chair watching TV as I stood behind her braiding it, taking the braids out, brushing it, and starting over...

Heaven.

If we're telling stories.....I barely dodged the bullet of catching the clap at 11 yrs old.

The neighborhood whore (16 yr old) was always hanging around my house and my 3 older brothers. She was always trying to tease me, rubbing her titties on me, kissing me and basically being a huge prick tease. I guess one of my brothers gave her the go ahead to pop my cherry. They had it all planned out for the coming weekend when my mom would be gone all day. She'd stop by during the week with previews of what I was in for on Saturday. The big day comes and nothing, no visit, no phone call, nuttin. And anytime after that she never acted the same towards me. I didn't find out until years later when my brother told me he found out the day before that she had the clap and called it off.
I'd loved to have seen the look on my mom's face when I came to her and said "mom, it hurts when I pee".LMAO

First month into my freshman year of HS a beautiful senior took a liking to me and made me her boyfriend. She didn't have 1st period as a senior and her parents left home to work early so least to say I skipped 1st period a lot my freshman year.

Well one day were out very late at the bird sanctuary after it's closed fooling around in the back seat of her 72 dodge. Car pulls up behind us with headlights and it the cops. Long story short she was 18 and I was 14 which means I was a minor while she was an adult. The cops had to call my mom at home via their radio/dispatch (this was the early 90's when no cell phones) and I can hear their dispatch eventually come back and say that everything is fine as the mother states she is the girlfriend. That's about as close as come to having an older relationship thing.

My senior girlfriend looked very similar to this picture. She looked like such a full grown woman when I was a freshman.
https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/04/33/86/61...X6vaqNb59.webp

Does it start with, "Dear Penthouse Forums" ? :D

Teachers got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, for the Toxing.

When I was 17 I was dating a 22 year old. That drove my Mom crazy, she hated it.

Then it got worse, as I dated 27 year old, 34 year old, 36 year old and then a 43 year old when I was in my late 20's.

I always loved older women and the one time I broke my rule and dated a younger woman by 13 years, she was mentally ****ed up from being molested by her father and abandoned. It was the WORST 9 months of my life and the ONLY women I ever dated that I fought or argued with. She caused me financial problems, legal issues, physical problems and mental stress beyond anything I ever dealt with.

Give me older....

37 times

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Whew.

LMAO

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...-A&oe=6451956B

to quote the great "Clerks"........


"in a row?"

Not guilty.

closest I got was: when I was 18 I was dating a 23 year old.

I say dating because we DATED for a whole semester of college but she wouldn't have sex unless I said "I love you" and also she wanted to get married.

She did help me get a fake ID tho. And by the time it arrived in the mail from the DMV we had broken up. :thumb:

Not guilty.

The DMV is notoriously slow, government at work.

Don't be doing that unless you have enough for everybody in the class.

Seems as if she was giving it her best try....

Free this poor innocent lass

She is saying I come in peace.

Maybe she is part Indian.

She bears a passing resemblance to my 10th grade Algebra II teacher, who I would have definitely gone to the prom with. But she never asked me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNY9MQmaBBI

I feel like I could save some tax dollars and rehabilitate her.

... but I'm going to need a few days to remove all the knives and guns from the facilities just in case I've read those eyes wrong.

She looks like an aged photo of my granddaughter. So much so it's creepy.

I may have made a mistake...

LMAO

When I first saw her photo I thought it was Katie Holmes.

Then I saw the stache shadow.

I just paid her bail, we're about snuggle up with a Totinos pizza and watch The First 48 on A&E

I'll rep you later...


Quality post..

Sorry to tell you but she decided to come to Belize with me instead. :thumb:

That chick is hotter than 90 percent of our cheerleaders.

Not guilty

Scheduled for release in January 2035?
WTF?
Tell me she’s not serving the entire sentence,

Well, she did commit 37 felonies after all.

Lessen the sentence for "Good Behavior"?

ROFLROFL

Damn, I went to Catholic school for 12 years and the only extra attention I got from the staff was having to sit on the priest's laps while they rubbed my back and told me it's gonna be OK after I get detention.



But damn one would think that HPOA would be going after the college wrestling or football team. People are strange.

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That is something an old perve would say.

No trip to Belize?

America and their screwed up views on sexuality. According to an Archer episode, the age of consent is 14 in some countries. And evidently, Alabama?

Definitely, not guilty of anything except nymphomania. Which is simply another word for being a horny human animal. After all, breeding is something most humans do without any thought or consideration. Nature doesn't care about consequences. It just wants to make more of whatever it is.

Only for 1st cousins and up!

Ha, my wife must be quite unnatural then

From what I can tell, the words 'most' and 'normal' don't apply to members of CP...

Pennsylvania javelin coach charged with having sex with 17-year-old student

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...ccsd.png?w=682


A Pennsylvania javelin coach was charged with sexually assaulting a 17-year-old boy she coached and told authorities she was romantically involved with, according to prosecutors.
Hannah Marth was arrested after police learned she had engaged in a sexual relationship with the Northampton Area High School track and field athlete, prosecutors allege.
The 26-year-old coach sent the victim a text at 2 a.m. in May 2021 and invited him to her home where the two allegedly had sex, the Northampton District Attorney said in a news release.
Marth was the javelin coach during that time while the student was an active member of the track and field program.
She confessed to authorities she and the student were romantically involved in May 2021, prosecutors said.
The victim told police he and Marth were in a relationship that lasted until last October, the district attorney’s office said.
Marth has been charged with institutional sexual assault and sexual assault by a sports official, both third-degree felonies.
“A trusted relationship between a student-athlete, an athlete’s parent, and a coach can be a vulnerable one,” said District Attorney Terence Houck.
“An abuse of that relationship shows a coach’s blatant disregard for the well-being of those she or he coached, and above all – the law.
“This defendant defied that trust when she committed this alleged crime against the victim.”

not ****ing guilty and the "kid" can see the adult finish line

https://imengine.prod.ltn.infomaker....ction=original

She might be guilty. This is a toss up.

She know how to handle long poles..

Guilty enough for probation but not jail.

I'm going to need the discoloration on the sharp stick checked for human blood or fecal matter before I'm willing to look at more pics to make a ruling.

She sure knows how to handle a long pole

Shes at least a solid 5.5, so I'm fine with probation.

Makeup, form fitting dress, push up bra, etc and she's a 8+

You'll also note she texted him at 2AM and basically told this young man that the pussy was all his.

Not guilty.

:spock: :spock: :spock: :spock: :spock:

You've really lowered the bar......

She is a 6 at best

I think all those trannies in San Fran and Cali have warped your sense of hot WOMEN

8+? Lol no

But she is definitely in the bonable zone. There's really nothing wrong with her at all

Are we really going to use an action shot of a single moment in time when a person is playing a sport to judge their attractiveness?

https://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-...19-pm.png.webp

I'd give her a 7. She's plenty attractive when she's trying to be attractive and shes got a fit body.

But my grading scale is already at -1 because I dont believe in 10's. If any chick thinks shes a ****ing 10, and I dont care if shes on the cover of Victoria Secret, then it's time to find the next girl.