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Donger 06-04-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729407)
Don't most people say that about you?

:D

No.

Ceej 06-04-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729406)
I like Mecca, so I'd rather give him the benefit of the doubt. But yes, he did show pics of a girl that was supposedly a girlfriend or bootycall, that someone later outed on an amateur pic site.

He said that it didn't surprise him that she put up those pics because she was a stripper or an attention whoring slut or something similar, so it's up to interpretation.

The only negative thing I can say about Mecca is his refusal to admit when he's wrong. It really pissed me off from time to time because generally, he has very good takes and insight on college players. But the guy could never admit that he "missed".

This x eleventy billion trillion.

MeatRock 06-04-2013 06:22 PM

So does Mecca have good football takes or shitty ones? Hootie stated both, not surprised.

Donger 06-04-2013 06:27 PM

Boy, I guess I under-estimated...

"Donger spoke to me should I be honored and play his game?"

"I'd like the game more if it involved one of us hitting Donger in the face........with a shovel."

"Donger plays semantics 99 out of 100 times just to be annoying, I don't even really need to explain it because most people know exactly what he does. If you did that to people in person you'd make them wanna run you over with their car."

"You're one of the people on this side of the board I really dislike so I'd suggest not playing your shit with me."

"I'm a pretty mellow guy and Donger makes me want to pop out his eyes with a corkscrew."

Donger 06-04-2013 06:28 PM

Oh cute. One from GoChiefs:

It's funny how Donger gets people riled up. I mean, I can't ever recall being mad at him and I have a LONG history of going off on people on this board.

I just like Donger, I guess.

Thig Lyfe 06-04-2013 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729408)
No.

it's OK to smile sometimes

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9729420)
So does Mecca have good football takes or shitty ones? Hootie stated both, not surprised.

He has very good football takes but just like anyone, he's wrong from time to time.

The problem is that he can't admit it and move on. If he could, he'd be revered as a top football poster.

MeatRock 06-04-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729435)
He has very good football takes but just like anyone, he's wrong from time to time.

The problem is that he can't admit it and move on. If he could, he'd be revered as a top football poster.

Yea, i think he has good football takes, especially when the draft rolls around.

Donger 06-04-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9729433)
it's OK to smile sometimes

I smile often.

Hammock Parties 06-04-2013 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729432)
Oh cute. One from GoChiefs:

It's funny how Donger gets people riled up. I mean, I can't ever recall being mad at him and I have a LONG history of going off on people on this board.

I just like Donger, I guess.

I don't think I've ever been truly mad at you. Because I know you are intelligent, and don't make a habit of flinging unprovoked shit in vain attempts to be funny.

I also enjoy the little games you play.

Fairplay 06-04-2013 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729435)
He has very good football takes but just like anyone, he's wrong from time to time.

The problem is that he can't admit it and move on. If he could, he'd be revered as a top football poster.



Yeah he can't stand other peoples opinions, lighten up hootie.

I agreed with him on this last draft as chaos was happening all around.

patteeu 06-04-2013 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9729420)
So does Mecca have good football takes or shitty ones? Hootie stated both, not surprised.

They all sound good (because he gives no hint of any lack of self confidence), but some of them end up being shitty (because he's not much better at identifying talent than the average armchair GM).

crazycoffey 06-04-2013 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729337)
normally I'd have to relapse to type something so mushy - so you guys should feel special.

You should do 101 fuzzy good feeling posters roasts. Guess it can't be called a roast though

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9729449)
I also enjoy the little games you play.

Donger-Troll is amazing.

Hootie 06-04-2013 07:12 PM

You guys are focusing on all the wrong parts of the Mecca roast...Christ

Fairplay 06-04-2013 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729493)
You guys are focusing on all the wrong parts of the Mecca roast...Christ



Like where mecca has long hair and gay and likes travis tritt?

Donger 06-04-2013 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9729449)
I don't think I've ever been truly mad at you. Because I know you are intelligent, and don't make a habit of flinging unprovoked shit in vain attempts to be funny.

I also enjoy the little games you play.

Okay.

Hootie 06-04-2013 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 9729499)
Like where mecca has long hair and gay and likes travis tritt?

Exactly.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:22 PM

Hootie, a suggestion: I'd suggest that you start another thread dedicated to your picks. In this thread, you've become somewhat of an interloper and a distraction.

Thanks.

Hootie 06-04-2013 07:25 PM

Suggestion noted.

Suggestion denied.

You're a gay.

lcarus 06-04-2013 07:26 PM

Also Hootie, touching on my earlier posts, there was no venom intended. Just clarifying since its easy to perceive posts as having negative connotations on a message board. I just feel you are going overboard to carry this thread for an extended amount of time, and that causes some of your comedy to lose steam. I don't have a problem with any member of this board, and I don't take sides. So aside from that, you can eat a dick covered with antelope shit. :)

Thig Lyfe 06-04-2013 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729445)
I smile often.

What % of your smiles are wry?

Hootie 06-04-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9729520)
Also Hootie, touching on my earlier posts, there was no venom intended. Just clarifying since its easy to perceive posts as having negative connotations on a message board. I just feel you are going overboard to carry this thread for an extended amount of time, and that causes some of your comedy to lose steam. I don't have a problem with any member of this board, and I don't take sides. So aside from that, you can eat a dick covered with antelope shit. :)

You need to stop talking to me...I don't care, you're a terrible poster, you're not on the list, stfu.

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:28 PM

Mecca. He doesn't excite me - nor bother me. He's as tolerable of a mult as you'll ever chat w/ on CP & has been for years - his real user bothers quite a few people. But unlike his real person - Mecca really DOES have a somewhat nurturing posting style.

lcarus 06-04-2013 07:29 PM

Alright

Donger 06-04-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729517)
Suggestion noted.

Suggestion denied.

You're a gay.

Okay. I'm just trying to help "a brother" out. Pray continue.

lcarus 06-04-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9729532)
Why antelope shit specifically? Does it have a distinct taste to it?

It's kind of oaky with a hint of garlic.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9729521)
What % of your smiles are wry?

~15%

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729543)
~15%

are you ever changing your Avy?

notorious 06-04-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729543)
~15%

It varies according to where crude prices are at.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729551)
are you ever changing your Avy?

I've changed it over the years a few times.

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729559)
I've changed it over the years a few times.

what was the last one? - It's been MANY years.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729559)
I've changed it over the years a few times.

A different contrast ratio of the same shot?

lcarus 06-04-2013 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729523)
You need to stop talking to me...I don't care, you're a terrible poster, you're not on the list, stfu.

Yeah, I can make halfway funny posts on this board occasionally without ripping other posters. That's pretty worthless here.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729561)
what was the last one? - It's been MANY years.

I don't really know.

I had one of Repo Man for a while. Then Maynard from Tool. Then I had one of an Oriental gal with two sets of eyes, but people complained that it was giving the epileptic fits, or something.

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729573)
I don't really know.

I had one of Repo Man for a while. Then Maynard from Tool. Then I had one of an Oriental gal with two sets of eyes, but people complained that it was giving the epileptic fits, or something.

ROFL

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729573)
Then I had one of an Oriental gal with two sets of eyes, but people complained that it was giving the epileptic fits, or something.

Oriental?

Hootie 06-04-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9729569)
Yeah, I can make halfway funny posts on this board occasionally without ripping other posters. That's pretty worthless here.

link me to three funny posts you've made

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729573)
I don't really know.

I had one of Repo Man for a while. Then Maynard from Tool. Then I had one of an Oriental gal with two sets of eyes, but people complained that it was giving the epileptic fits, or something.

you strike me as Mighty Mighty Bosstones or the Lone Justice type even. Did you like Book of Love? I know you like Reverend - so that's dope.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729577)
ROFL

Here it is. Mine didn't have the text, though:

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4104704_f260.jpg

Donger 06-04-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729584)
Oriental?

Yes. From the Orient.

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729592)
Yes. From the Orient.

borderline racial slur these days. I know Asians hate that.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729592)
Yes. From the Orient.

I hope that you know that "Oriental" is equal to the "N" word in Asian culture.

Actually, I'm certain you know that and used it as "effect".

And you wonder why people want to punch you in the face.

LMAO

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:48 PM

can we get a ban? :evil:

Donger 06-04-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729589)
you strike me as Mighty Mighty Bosstones or the Lone Justice type even. Did you like Book of Love? I know you like Reverend - so that's dope.

I'm unaware of the first three people you mentioned.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729596)
borderline racial slur these days. I know Asians hate that.

Really? Why?

Backwards Masking 06-04-2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729573)
Then Maynard from Tool.

the irony of having your antonym up there wasn't lost on me

Donger 06-04-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729598)
I hope that you know that "Oriental" is equal to the "N" word in Asian culture.

Actually, I'm certain you know that and used it as "effect".

And you wonder why people want to punch you in the face.

LMAO

No, I really didn't. Why the change?

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729604)
Really? Why?

I don't know. I just heard that.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9729605)
the irony of having your antonym up there wasn't lost on me

You know Maynard?

notorious 06-04-2013 07:51 PM

I learned something new today.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729606)
No, I really didn't. Why the change?

"Oriental" refers to ownership, i.e., slavery.

"Items" can be Oriental like rugs, furniture, etc.

People are Asian.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729608)
You know Maynard?

Would you like an introduction?

Donger 06-04-2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729611)
"Oriental" refers to ownership, e.g., slavery.

"Items" can be Oriental like rugs, furniture, etc.

People are Asian.

FYP

Simply Red 06-04-2013 07:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/SlGrvMX.jpg

lcarus 06-04-2013 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729588)
link me to three funny posts you've made

What? Yeah, I'm not doing that. It wouldn't matter what I put up there. You wouldn't like it. But others have found some shit ok. It's all subjective anyway.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729617)
FYP

Thanks.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729611)
"Oriental" refers to ownership, i.e., slavery.

"Items" can be Oriental like rugs, furniture, etc.

People are Asian.

Seems kind of PC. Persian rugs are property. Frankie is a Persian. Is Frankie offended?

Backwards Masking 06-04-2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729608)
You know Maynard?

yes, though i don't call him at home

Donger 06-04-2013 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729613)
Would you like an introduction?

No. I don't think we'd get along.

Brock 06-04-2013 07:57 PM

I just call em celestials.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729624)
Seems kind of PC. Persian rugs are property. Frankie is a Persian. Is Frankie offended?

Instead of asking me, give a ring to the Chinese, Japanese, Indonesian or Filapino consulates for their take.

Or ask a local Asian gang member. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to oblige.

Donger 06-04-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729632)
Instead of asking me, give a ring to the Chinese, Japanese, Indonesian or Filapino consulates for their take.

Or ask a local Asian gang member. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to oblige.

One of my SiLs is Vietnamese. She doesn't care.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729627)
No. I don't think we'd get along.


LMAO

Backwards Masking 06-04-2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729611)
"Oriental" refers to ownership, i.e., slavery.

"Items" can be Oriental like rugs, furniture, etc.

People are Asian.

what?

how did Worlds of Fun get away with calling their old roller coaster the Oriental Express? you mean they may as well have called it the N Word Express, but with a Fat Albert type instead of a dragon?

Mr. Flopnuts 06-04-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729613)
Would you like an introduction?

I sure ****ing would. 2nd most influential musician in my life. Tell him Mr. Flopnuts says hi, keep up the good work.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9729639)
what?

how did Worlds of Fun get away with calling their old roller coaster the Oriental Express? you mean they may as well have called it the N Word Express, but with a Fat Albert type instead of a dragon?


Please go back and read my post.

Referring to the Orient and items from the Orient is all good.

Referring to "people" as Orientals is not.

Hammock Parties 06-04-2013 08:01 PM

Dane McCloud entered a thread and it actually got more intelligent.

WTF?

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9729642)
I sure ****ing would. 2nd most influential musician in my life. Tell him Mr. Flopnuts says hi, keep up the good work.

He's a weird dude for sure. If you're ever out here, I'll try to make an introduction.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-04-2013 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729647)
He's a weird dude for sure. If you're ever out here, I'll try to make an introduction.

LMAO Different for sure. A lot of artists are. I've read some crazy ****ing stories, and am positive they're all true. If I'm out that way, I'll take you up on that. Certain musicians still hold hero status too me, though not many. He, Adam, and the guys from Rush are the ones I have left.

Simply Red 06-04-2013 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729647)
He's a weird dude for sure. If you're ever out here, I'll try to make an introduction.

Dane, could you get me w/ Lionel Richie's daughter?

http://i.imgur.com/jvR4jz3.jpg

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9729649)
LMAO Different for sure. A lot of artists are. I've read some crazy ****ing stories, and am positive they're all true. If I'm out that way, I'll take you up on that. Certain musicians still hold hero status too me, though not many. He, Adam, and the guys from Rush are the ones I have left.

I was extremely fortunate to meet the guys from Rush when I was 15 years old. Alex and Geddy were as cool as I had imagined and Neil was as obtuse and distant as I expected.

:D

All in all, a great memory!

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729652)
Dane, could you get me w/ Lionel Richie's daughter?

http://i.imgur.com/jvR4jz3.jpg

LMAO

Simply Red 06-04-2013 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729653)
I was extremely fortunate to meet the guys from Rush when I was 15 years old. Alex and Geddy were as cool as I had imagined and Neil was as obtuse and distant as I expected.

:D

All in all, a great memory!

I met Dennis Leonard at Blue Springs Rolladium in 1984.

Backwards Masking 06-04-2013 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729644)
Referring to the Orient and items from the Orient is all good.

Referring to "people" as Orientals is not.

oh i read and get it, i'm still having trouble digesting it i guess.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-04-2013 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9729653)
I was extremely fortunate to meet the guys from Rush when I was 15 years old. Alex and Geddy were as cool as I had imagined and Neil was as obtuse and distant as I expected.

:D

All in all, a great memory!

LMAO Neil lives in a world that none of us are welcome in, I think. Well, except Buddy ****ing Rich. Oh, and whoever makes The Macallen.

lcarus 06-04-2013 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729652)
Dane, could you get me w/ Lionel Richie's daughter?

http://i.imgur.com/jvR4jz3.jpg

Would you still hit it?

digger 06-04-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729655)
I met Dennis Leonard at Blue Springs Rolladium in 1984.

Watson's Rolladium SK8 Center Roller Skating Rink




Simply Red 06-04-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9729665)
Would you still hit it?

no way - very disproportionate. Weird stork like body.

DaneMcCloud 06-04-2013 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9729663)
LMAO Neil lives in a world that none of us are welcome in, I think. Well, except Buddy ****ing Rich. Oh, and whoever makes The Macallen.

Buddy Rich once fired a guy during a LIVE TV appearance.

Neil's an intellectual. Buddy Rich was psycho.

:D


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