Same as him...never seeing a winning Royals team.

Guthrie is getting ****ing shelled tonight, and we're looking turrable offensively against a dude pitching his first ****ing major league game. :(

I hate the Green Monster

Ball girl is fat and slow!

I just got goose bumps on my shaft.

Guthrie serving up some easy runs for boston.

Nice!

Well that helps.

Ball girl too fat/ Omaha

Stealing signs

It is 3-1 and I feel defeated already. How sad.

At this rate we're going to see Hoch tonight.

Napoli CRUSHED that one

Looks like Kottaras saved a run.

For as "Iconic" as it is, it's pretty stupid! Get a real park! Since outfield walls aren't covered by any particular distance/height rule, it makes you wonder how some team of the future might try to make their walls adjustable based on their team's strong and weak points.

Wow, their team seems to know what to do with a bat....