That was someone else's whiny diatribe.

Thankyou.

You're like the male version of me. I'm often glad other people find my life entertaining, because I often don't.

"DO I ENTERTAIN YOU!?!"

Meh, not so much.

Are you Marlboro Chief?

No. I have no alter egos. I mean, if I were, wouldn't I be trying to be a lot cooler, interesting and charismatic? :-)

So since this is a dating thread, I'm starting to think that a ONS would really clear my head. I just need some one else to clear out my ex gf. The best way to get over one girl is to get under another... right?

If you're going to go out drinking in a club, what's the best way to hook up with a girl? I've never done that before, and kinda want to. Not have sex, but just make out with.

Should I still try the aloof "I'm not that interested in you" thing, or just be more direct?

Find a drunk slut and start dancing, should take too long if you play your cards right.

Mostly, you just talk too ****ing much.

None of it's really interesting at all... it's just filler.

That's why people don't take you seriously.

Either you're an alt, or you have a very shallow un-interesting personality.

Hopefully, for your sake, you're an alt.

Putting others down like this makes you seem really insecure. Like what's your motive to even reply to me? Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to get me to act differently? Does talking like this make you feel better about yourself?

I'm not putting you down, I'm just confused as to what your motive is.

Have you lurked here before you started posting? How did you find ChiefsPlanet?

How did I find here? #7...

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...ds&btnG=Search

Did I lurk? No.

I wouldn't put words in his mouth, but I could totally have posted his post.

Your alt doesn't work because whatever the conversation is about, you're not only an expert in the field but you take the stance of the popular kids in the thread. If it's sad lonely losers, you're a sad lonely loser. If it's badass Alpha Males, you're a wannabe badass Alpha Male. And you talk too much for a newbie. And you like to throw out random crap like guns, porn, and sam adams to prove how much you are like everyone else here.

It's a well researched boring troll.

My motivation in my post is to answer your question. What would your motivation be in asking people if you entertain them?

I don't think he needs motive to tell you what he thinks. You posed the question. And he's usually a good judge of character, FWIW.

I believe the words you guys are looking for are "attention" and "whore".

Like two such gentile ladies would use such language.

Ladies? Where? Shit, I thought KCMizzou and The Buddha were guys.

Okay, whatever. You guys can take bets as to which alter-ego I am.

:rolleyes:

We really don't care.

I can't believe that I missed that you called you two 'gentile ladies' instead of 'genteel ladies'.

I must've missed you guys at mass on Sunday.

I was there kneeling and opening my mouth.

I am definitely not Jewish and if there's any ****ing broad here that has elegant breeding it's me.

good.

Oh, that's right. I forgot.

Sorry again about the dress. But you said not to get it in your hair.I know. You're a regular Anna Leonowens.

That's why I read it as "genteel" this morning...

Holy shit. I never knew her real name.

Thats what happens when I get my history lessons from Musicals and Movies.

Google is my friend.

hahaahahah

cheater.

dammit. i WAS impressed.

Well, you know me. I'm guilty of a lot of things, but dishonestly isn't on the list. I'd be the first to say I'm not so smart, I'm just really quick with the wikipedia.

LMAO

elegance by virtue of fineness of manner and expression

This one would be me. Definitely don't have social status, but my fineness of expression is da bomb.

I'm just not sure, Luv, if fineness of expression and da bomb really belong together, but you're the expert.

But you have no problem with the words broad and elegant?! :p

well, I did, but I was more concerned with the content of that post then the prose....seemed I didn't peg you as one with elegant breeding. Jewish, on the other hand, I was simply shocked to find out otherwise.

I'd normally say something about you fem-types being elegant with broad hips, but that's probably not a smart direction to go in a thread with three estrogen addicts.

THEY'RE BROAD BUT POINTY

The proper term is "birthin' hips".

When did we start talking about your ears?Uh huh.

And my gut is insulation to help me while I'm stalking wooly mammoth, great hunter/gatherer that I am.

ROFL
ROFL

This poor bastard is so ashamed of his wrinkles he just had to go into photoshop and blur them out.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6820/...7330421802.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/17260...jpg/1/w737.png
http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?ima...7330421802.jpg

Who is that?

He didn't photoshop, he just has one of those special cameras that has a bunch of different depth of fields (that's what it looks like, lol).

Poor guy. When you think you have to do that to pick up chicks, that's kind of sad.

Random dude I encountered....

ROFL

Whichever one gives you the best chance of a repeat performance.

After I told the girl I knowm "it would be best if we stay away from each other," she called me. She didn't leave a message and I didn't call back. I'm done trying to hang out with people. It always turns out ugly. Besides, I told her I'm not even gonna talk to her anymore and that if she wants to hang out, she knows my number.

<---- Has issues...lol

Claythan should just cut to the chase and tell her this:

I can understand why... The longer you go on a dry spell, the more you start to think somethings wrong with you.

Some girls are just flat out easy. But at the same time these girls almost ALWAYS go for the "other" guy. What I'd like to know (and Claythan too, I'm guessing) is what these other guys got that makes women go, "I'd love to have a one night stand with him!" Cause we've all been around drunk girls who flirt with us, but at the end of the night... they leave with the other guy in the group.

Best of luck to Claythan. I know its some advice from someone who's severely fucked up socially, but life is only what you make it. If you wish you could get out of the house more, then just do. If you wish you had the energy to start running, just start running anyway. You gotta just do, and the rest will come.

bfett81: i texted mexi-milf tonight
bfett81: i told her i wanted to bury my face in her chest
bfett81: she replied
bfett81: "Mhm...bring it."

Three miles away brah. DO IT.

The 'other guy' doesn't think. He acts. If he misses out on one woman, he moves on to the next without dwelling on why.

So I just need to punch a few girls out to work my way up in line?

You're a chick, it's easy for you. Just show up and flash your boobs.

Thanks. I think I'm done trying for a while. You gotta be this but not that, and its too hard to pretend.

You gotta be confident
You can't think too much
You can't hang around her too much
You gotta pretend like you don't want her.

So... Like I said to the girl at work. If you want me, come get me. Otherwise, screw it.

Thanks. I think I'm done trying for a while. You gotta be this but not that, and its too hard to pretend.

You gotta be confident
You can't think too much
You can't be too clingy
You gotta pretend like you don't want her.

So... Like I said to the girl at work. If you want me, come get me. Otherwise, screw it.

I'm scared.

Of course you are. Everyone is. Have some drinks with her. Duh.

Like milk?

Fear is normal. We're all afraid of things at some point.

I'm not saying you should or shouldn't do anything (my posts are evidence I'm not the best at this stuff). I'm just saying that you shouldn't let the fear aspect dictate your actions.

While my boobs are very nice, I have a few other curves to get rid of before I feel comfortable doing that. And once I do have the body for it, it will take a lot of alcohol.

BREAST MILK HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jager does it for me. Enough of it, and she won't remember if you weren't any good.

fuck that. See if she likes to get high. If she does, then she'll think you're awesome!

Yay! Let'd do something illegal!

:spock:

Its weed. Its like the Jaywalking of drugs.

I'm not saying you should force drugs into her, but if she likes to get high, then get high with her. If she doesn't, then don't.

It'll put a person in a MUCH better mood than getting drunk will.

Clayton doesn't smoke.

What you got now?

But I would.

No, you won't. Do NOT do something you would NEVER do otherwise. That's just stupid.

Penis?

You shouldn't do anything that makes you uncomfortable, but IMO people should be more open-minded than they usually are.

Either way, you should NOT have sex with this girl. You should kiss her first, and then make out, and then get your hands below her waist, and THEN have sex...

Maybe it'll be a bit less intimidating for you if you don't feel like it all happens at once. Most women will appreciate the "baseball bases" approach, and won't feel like they're being used if you move slower.

At least, that's what a lot of the people on here told me.

Agreed. Integrity is more important than having a good time... by far.

Smoking weed doesn't make me uncomfortable. I'm willing to try new things.

If I don't like it, I'll stop. Besides, I doubt she tokes. She has a kid.

Throw in a blowjob, please. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Sometimes i wish Midnight_Vulture was never busted so he could post his comments on here.

Having a kid doesn't really mean much in that regard.

True. Usually its always in the top dresser drawer so the kid can't reach it... lol.

She seems like a very responsible lady. Just last night she was telling me she was heading to work out at 4:30 AM before going back home to make breakfast for her kid.

But maybe she tokes up and watches The Price Is Right after that, who knows?

Smoking weed doesn't make you a bad person, as long as you keep it from your kids (like drinking and other smoking), and don't let it interfere with your daily activities.

Either way, just go have fun. I'm starting to think the second you go into things with expectations is the second life starts to suck. If you get no where, oh well. If you get laid, hooray!

She's a very responsible lady who is online looking for sex with who knows who.

ROFL

Don't shatter the illusion.

Its all good. A RESPONSIBLE booty call...

The few late night hookups I've had like this didn't end up happening until like 4 a.m. Itd be nice to have a girl who would be like, "Can we have sex now, cause I got a lot of shit to do tomorrow..."

And a true booty call doesn't reveal that much about their personal life, as to not get emotionally involved.

In that case, I've never had a booty call.

What is it when a woman who is friend of a friend just wants to have sex with you once in a while?

That's a FWB. Very dangerous situation. One person usually gets more attached than the other.

I did that. This girl I would party with would occassionally want to hook up with me at the end of the night. But then her friend from out of town came in, and for some reason really liked me (?). I ended up having sex with her that night.

Needless to say, you're right, cause I never went out partying with the first girl, and never saw the second again... I don't know what was so special about me. Usually I have to bend over backwards to get a girl to look at me, and these two BOTH wanted me... :-)

Unfortunately, I know more than I care to know about emotionless sex.

Anyway, where did Claythan go? This is about him.